Mokokoma Mokhonoana Quotes - Page 9

Morals are nothing but a civilized society’s attempt to tame some beast called man.
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To see a man’s true colours, tell him that you don’t plan on having sex with him. To see a woman’s true colours, tell her that you don’t plan on marrying her.
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When we see a good-looking woman with a not-so-good-looking man, we assume that the man must have a good bank balance. When we see a good-looking man with a not-so-good-looking woman, we assume that she must be good in bed.
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An educated woman is seen as a human being with a vagina. An uneducated woman is seen as a vagina with a human being.
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The most unfair thing about sex is that men are almost always guaranteed an orgasm.
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Huge biceps are an unattractive-uneducated-underpaid man's last attempt to be seen as worthy of dating, or, sleeping with.
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With regards to getting laid and getting AIDS: Being interesting can be an interesting guy’s downfall.
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Looking at what 'foreplay' is, 'sexual intercourse' is a game.
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As common as unplanned sex. As uncommon as a planned child.
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Homophobia is the ignorant and arrogant assumption that copulation and reproduction is all there is to a relationship.
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A salary is, to a man's employer, what his wife's vagina is to his wife: a tool used to (1) reward; and (2) control him.
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There is a correlation between the number of days since a man last had sex, and, the number of women that he is convinced he is in love with, or, the number of things that he is willing to do for a woman.
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When coming to sex: First served, first come.
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There is a correlation between the number of days since a man last had sex, and, the number of women that he is convinced he is in love with.
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A horny man is seen. A horny woman is heard.
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A paedophile is someone whose sexual attraction towards children their own age did not grow with them.
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For the most expensive way to realize an orgasm, men open their wallets. For the cheapest, they close their eyes.
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One-night stands were invented to free men from worrying about the size of their penis. And to free women from worrying about the size of their stretch marks.
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Life occasionally humbles us by making us turned on by someone whom we turn off.
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AIDS would have claimed fewer lives if we had publicly recommended what I wish to call ‘The Presumption of Sickness,’ i.e., the principle that whomever we are about to sleep with is HIV-positive until proven HIV-negative.
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Some women would not have contracted an STD or STDs had they not been on the pill.
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Man cannot be homophobic without having concerned himself with another’s sex life.
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Reality is what people who lack vision see.
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A specialist’s mind is a slave to his specialization.
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With the exception of a gun, starvation is the only thing that is capable of making an insane man lose his mind.
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Nothing complements a fast mind better than a slow tongue. And nothing aggravates a slow mind better than a fast tongue.
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To increase the odds of being thanked, some people compliment some people; some make kids.
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Technology has transformed the world into a global village. And communities, families, friends, etc., into local islands.
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Although every person makes mistakes, not every mistake makes a person.
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Millions of deaths would not have happened if it weren’t for the consumption of alcohol. The same can be said about millions of births.
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The only reason that some people aren’t ashamed of their parents and/or siblings is because they know that we know that they did not choose them.
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*Prostitution* is a euphemism for rape incidents that the victim and the economy profits from.
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A poor but confident man is as hard to find as a rich but shy man.
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It is only if the primary or only reason you do what you do is to make money that you will envy every random person who made or makes a lot of money (or money that exceeds what you made or make).
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Nothing reminds one of how shitty inequality is more often than the fact that there are companies who make and people who use 1-ply toilet papers.
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The reason that man is seldom satisfied with his salary is that when it increases, he increases his expenses.
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In some cases, it is the woman’s stomach—not her heart—that has left her man for another.
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In many cases, it was the woman’s stomach—not her heart—that fell for her man.
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Divorce is not always a doorway to happiness. The same can be said about marriage.
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Men (who cheat) do not cheat because they are dogs. They are (regarded as) dogs because they cheat.
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You cannot really get married by mistake. You can only marry the wrong person.
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When you love someone, you end up caring about each and every person they love. When you hate someone, you end up caring about every single person who hates them.
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Being called ‘love’ or ‘my love’ by someone doesn’t necessarily mean that you are loved or even liked by them.
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For breakfast to be called ‘in bed’ instead of ‘on top of a bed,’ the house in which it is about to be eaten has to have at least two rooms (excluding the kitchen); (at least) three, if it has a bathroom.
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If God really valued loyalty, He would have blessed every single believer before He even considered blessing a single nonbeliever.
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We are, or rather our natural desire to evade pain and to attain pleasure is, the primary reason we do or say every single thing we do or say.
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There is nothing inherently painful about being cheated on.
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Alcohol is one of the quickest vehicles with which we escape shyness, our problems, and self-consciousness, for a few hours.
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Culture is a symbolic veil with which we hide our animal nature from ourselves … and other animals.
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The employed are punished by having to do what they do not love. The self-employed are punished by the opposite.
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There is more to life than making a living. Do not work more than you live.
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Man is an extremely complex creature: he usually acts in an unselfish manner for selfish reasons.
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If e-book readers were invented before print books, (petty things such as) the smell of ink would have been some people’s only reason for not abandoning e-books.
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We sometimes reveal how ignorant or bored we were when we read a book by giving it 5-stars.
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Some artists benefit less from being interviewed than they do from being left alone.
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An artist that makes art merely to meet a demand is a slave to what his patrons wants to see, or, hear.
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One of the reasons God did not make a lover for Himself when He made one for Adam is because He knew that fewer people would take Him seriously once He had an ex.
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Sexual starvation forces a heterosexual man to see beauty in every single female who he can sleep with without his society’s disapproval.
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Looks sure can be deceiving: not every ‘ugly’ person is a ‘bad’ person (or is guilty of whatever it is that they are accused of).
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The only way to truly help most drug addicts and most alcoholics is to—instead of them—change reality.
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