Mokokoma Mokhonoana Quotes - Page 8

In some rare cases, a friendship between two people benefits both of them, and what’s more, in some rarer cases, it benefits both of them equally.
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Some people each left their spouse or lover because he or she was no longer the primary source of their happiness; some, because their spouse or lover was, at that time, the primary source of their unhappiness.
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Many marriages would have been laid to rest a long time ago, if they were not on a life-support machine called other people’s opinions and/or expectations.
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The modern man is usually in a hurry to get to a destination from which he will sooner or later suffer from and at times complain about boredom.
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I tend to avoid people who always have something to say … and those who expect me to always have something to say.
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Sniffing glue is a homeless nonbeliever's prayer.
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Closing one’s eyes when praying doesn’t increase the odds of the prayer being answered. It merely decreases the odds of being distracted.
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When the going gets tough: the poor close their eyes, the rich open their wallets.
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You are not walking slow enough, when taking a walk, if you do not come across as bored or depressed (to the average sane person).
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Faeces by any other name would smell as gross
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Intelligence is a way of thinking, not a choice of words.
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In many a case, the phrase ‘I’d like to get to know you better’ is a euphemism for ‘I want us to fuck.
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Technically, you cannot really own a book you bought; you can only own the sheets of paper your copy is printed on; unless, of course, you are the book’s publisher.
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Whenever I encounter writer’s block, I stop writing … with my hands; and I then start writing with my legs.
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It’s easy to write a sentence, paragraph, or book. What’s difficult is writing the best sentence, paragraph, or book, you can write.
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A belief is an uneducated guess.
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An agnostic is a creature that is religiously skeptical whenever it is told that God exists … or that He doesn’t.
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Worrying about what happened on Monday, or, what might happen on Wednesday, is at the expense of one’s Tuesday.
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Contrary to popular belief: Knowing where you are from will not really tell you where you are going. It will merely tell you why you are where you are.
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The present is the closest that you will ever get to the future.
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The present is an eternal attempt to separate the past from the future.
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We owe some of our successes to people who did not want to help us more than we do to those who have helped us.
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Today, the world rewards those with creative and intellectual muscles. So, women and skinny men need to shut up and start thinking.
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A blank cheque kills creativity.
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In a society that prioritizes man’s health, a cleaner is more important than a lawyer.
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In any sane society, a farmer is a billion times more important than an economist.
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He who fails to achieve a dream set by himself is more honorable than he who succeeds in achieving a dream set by his society.
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In a materialistic society, man is likely to value the opinion of a rich man over that of a poor one; even when coming to opinions that have absolutely nothing to do with moneymaking.
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In a materialistic society, there’s no such a thing as a ‘romantic’ broke man.
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A ‘normal person’ is what is left after society has squeezed out all unconventional opinions and aspirations out of a human being.
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Needs are imposed by nature. Wants are sold by society.
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In a materialistic society, the dead body of a rich man’s dog is regarded as a corpse; that of a poor man, a carcass.
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There is absolutely nothing feminine about the colour pink, or, anything bad-luck'ish about the colour black — in itself.
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Feminists who accept the claim made in The Book of Genesis, and, that God is a he, need to make their minds up.
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In fiction: we find the predictable boring. In real life: we find the unpredictable terrifying.
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To know what should be going on in a household: spend a few minutes with the wife, or, the husband. To know what’s really going on: spend a few minutes with their kid(s).
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Men marry for the womb. Women marry for their tummy.
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A ‘white’ kid that asks too many questions is called *curious.* A ‘black’ kid that asks too many questions is called *forward.*
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Being a 'good' parent is more about the parent, and, less about the 'supposedly-could-have-been-bad' child.
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Dating a wo/man with a kid is the new adoption.
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Most parents are not really ‘supportive’ because they want their kid(s) to succeed; they ‘support’ their kid(s) as an attempt to avoid appearing to have bred a failure, or, failures … in the eyes of their peers and/or neighbours.
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Dating a wo/man with a child is adoption … without the paperwork.
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When coming to making kids: Size doesn’t count, it’s sperm count that counts.
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Grandchildren are their grandparents' toys.
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It is childish to eat primarily or only to please your tongue.
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The boring thing with 'No sex before marriage' is that kids will never get to attend their parents’ wedding.
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A hundred years ago, an average teenager knew countless authors, and, a sex position or two. Today, an average teenager knows countless sex positions, and, an author or two.
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Some women sleep their way to the top. Most men sleep their way to the bottom.
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For the duration of his erection: To a horny man, all women are the most beautiful woman in the world.
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To a man who was required to marry before he was allowed to have sex with his lover, marriage is a ‘righteous’ form of prostitution.
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88% of women love making their first love making incident with a man seem like an accident.
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Some marry because they are in love. Others marry to have sex ... without the guilt.
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Prostitutes are paid for taking their clothes off. Celebrities are paid for putting others' clothes on.
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Some couples are married because they fell in love. Some are married because the woman fell pregnant.
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Starving whilst schooled is like a man’s finding out that his wife is on her periods … a few seconds after he took Viagra.
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The second orgasm has a biblical connotation.
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*Forever* is an illusion that human beings promise each other when they are horny, or, trying to appear holy.
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Compared with lesbians, gays seem to be more unapologetic about their sexual orientation. The former must not have balls.
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Whilst lovers: to control her man, a woman uses (the man’s access to) her vagina. When ex-lovers: she uses (the man's access to) their kids.
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It is rude to tweet while having sex. However, it is not rude to have sex while tweeting.
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