Mokokoma Mokhonoana Quotes - Page 5

Science gave us forensics. Law gave us crime.
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Life’s most rewarding forms of being: Being patient, and, being yourself.
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Some people are so boring that you are more bored when you are with them … than when you are alone.
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People who smile while they are alone used to be called insane, until we invented smartphones and social media.
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Life is an activity with which we kill time while we wait for something, someone, or the mere passage of time to kill us.
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Some days are better than others. The same can be said about people.
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If man was a logical creature: his last suspect—namely, his mouth—was going to be the first; whenever he thinks that someone, or, something is smelly.
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A bad handwriting is as annoying to a reader … as an irritating voice is to a listener.
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A first-rate story is easily killed by second-rate design.
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What to wear: An employee chooses. How to dress: His employer chose.
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If heaven really exists: then heaven is the job, hell is unemployment, while life is merely an interview.
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High heels are a short (theist) woman's (subconscious) way of telling God to go to hell … in public.
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As useful as an unhappy artist. As useless as a happy philosopher.
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Clothes are a homeless man’s home.
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To a homeless man, home is literally where the heart is.
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To a fireman, wind is a curse. To a sailor, wind is a blessing.
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To become richer, earn more. To appear richer, move into a poorer neighborhood.
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Spam is a waste of the receivers’ time, and, a waste of the sender’s optimism.
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A genius is a grown-up that did not grow up.
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It is a sign of intellectual maturity to always crawl to conclusions.
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A newspaper is an oversized book with adverts and an expiry date.
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The name of a great writer is usually bigger than the title of his book. Both literally and figuratively.
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If human beings were really progressive creatures, then all boys would be smarter, healthier, and, wealthier, than their grandfathers.
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I am against justice … whenever it is carried out by a mob.
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In a society where women are truly equal to men, a kid bred by a theist mother and an atheist father is born an agnostic. In a patriarchal society, the kid is automatically an atheist.
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If heaven really exists: then, technically, living is an activity that believers keep themselves busy with — while they wait for their death.
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Religion is a non-alcoholic man's alcohol. Alcohol is a non-religious man's religion.
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Intellect is the virtue of ignoring one’s emotions’ attempt to contaminate one’s opinions.
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Because of the power that we have given money: The government would rather have taxpayers who do not vote, than voters who do not pay tax.
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Graphic designers judge a cover by its book.
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He who says that someone isn’t himself is a victim of statistics.
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An ID number is only there to 'identify' human beings. Use it to assume people’s intellect or wisdom at your own risk.
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Some kid asked what a dilemma is. And I replied: When a starving man has to choose between a plate of food, and, a roll of toilet paper.
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Civilization transformed man from a food gatherer to a gatherer of pieces of paper: diplomas, employment contracts, money, etc.
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12% of employees eat because they are hungry. 88% of employees eat because it is 1 o’clock.
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A healthy man watched what he ate. An intelligent man watched what he watched.
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Eating a salad (in public) is an overweight person’s attempt to appear in control.
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Never judge the deeds of a starving man while you’re on a full tummy.
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For good health, watch what you eat. For a good head, watch what you watch.
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Sustainability is best illustrated by those who sell food … just so they afford something to eat.
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Eating healthy is expensive. Not eating healthy is expensive. One dents your pocket. The other dents your health.
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Air freshener is man’s pitiful attempt to have his food smell as good, after digestion, as they did, before ingestion.
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Work is a vehicle with which man chases some fleeting destination called a full tummy.
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Thanks to his salary, an employee is free to eat whatever, wherever. However, because of his job, he is not free to eat whenever.
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I used to think that size does not count, until I realized that most people either find other people’s faeces more disgusting than a bird’s droppings, or they do not find the latter disgusting at all.
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To hear how much of a great human being you were — even if you really weren’t — open your ears at your funeral.
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Not all truths hurt. And not all that is hurtful is truthful.
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To be enslaved then, you needed to be ignorant. To be enslaved today, you need to be knowledgeable.
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A straight face is an ignorant man’s attempt to appear knowledgeable.
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How much man likes or hates a person or a thing is dependent on how much he knows or does not know about the person or the thing.
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Politics and Sport were invented to give unknowledgeable people an opportunity to share their knowledge.
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You can only manage to convince a person to admit to being wrong, not ignorant, arrogant, or stupid.
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Not every person that speaks less than you do is more ignorant than you are.
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Some books sold because they are (said to be) great. Some are (said to be) great because they sold.
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Back then: to be regarded as well-known, one had to be great. Today: to be regarded as great, one has to be well-known.
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Chances are that there are white people who brag about being the first to move out of a suburb that has been intruded by blacks.
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I am usually able to tolerate all kinds of victims of indoctrination except those who have been infected with xenophobia, racism, or homophobia.
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To leave a man's ego bigger, retweet him. To leave his faculty of reasoning better, challenge his tweet.
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A tapping foot isn’t the best a listener can get from a song: A good song makes a listener dance. A great song makes him think.
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You don’t tell a boy that he is a boy. You simply act like a man.
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