Mokokoma Mokhonoana Quotes - Page 4

School programs the schooled to type a CV. Life inspires the unschooled to type a business plan.
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Education inspires the educated to think for themselves. Schooled programs the schooled to work for others.
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Alcohol is evil … until your loved one gets employed by a brewery.
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Retirement is a stage where an employer discards an employee that he cannot exploit further.
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Old Age homes are civilization's dumpsites for human beings who it cannot exploit further.
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Back then, work revolved around life. Today, life revolves around work.
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A diploma is a piece of paper that is used to acquire another piece of paper: an employment contract.
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If working-hours were natural, then employed men would only get erections between 5 p.m. and 9 a.m. … during the week.
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A celebrity's body is an advertiser's canvas.
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Weekends are life’s gift to those who hate their jobs.
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We’re all geniuses. Life is merely overpopulated with singers who play drums, and, drummers who sing, to pay rent.
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Self-employed people work where they live. Entrepreneurs live where they work.
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An education system is best belittled when the so-called educated gets hired by a company that’s owned by a so-called dropout.
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Periods are a period when nature forces prostitutes to go on leave.
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Once employed, the employed's friends are reduced to creatures that he only sees when he has a new problem, or, something new to show off.
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School is a factory where the raw material called student is turned into a product called employee.
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Literacy makes man a victim of advertising. Education makes him a victim of employment.
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To drive a woman away, tell her that you are unemployed. To bore her, tell her that you are single.
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Most self-employed people remain slaves to the employed’s working hours.
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You know you are capitalism’s ideal puppet (and that education betrayed you) when winning the lottery is your only chance to realizing financial freedom.
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If employment really cared about employees, people wouldn’t have to work until retirement comes to their rescue.
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If being seen as worthy of employing is the best that school does for the schooled, then school is overrated.
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Employers are at their happiest on Mondays. Employees are at their happiest on Fridays.
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Self-employment killed the weekend.
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We are so used to working that not working is the new hard work.
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An employer’s fart is music to his employees’ ears.
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Torn clothes are funny … until your dad gets fired.
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A vagina is an uneducated woman’s diploma.
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Employment is slavery. Workers merely have a choice over where to serve their daily eight-hour sentence.
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Employees go to school for 12 – 18 years merely to impress prospect employers in a 12 – 18 minutes interview.
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School fools a lot of people. Professionally, one thing is not the most that one person can be.
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When a man's bank balance becomes too small, his woman flees. For a man to do the same, his woman's body — or vagina — has to do the opposite.
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Somebody is born. Somebody goes to school. Somebody learns to conform. Somebody types a CV. Somebody gets a job. Somebody follows orders. Somebody gets a golden watch. And then, eventually, Somebody dies. And, a Nobody is buried.
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A genius does what he masters. An ordinary man tries to master what he does.
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A job interview is a competition won by those who are qualified the most, and, those who are willing to be payed the least.
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To a man, a woman is fun to be with … until she gains weight. To a woman, a man is fun to live with … until he loses his job.
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12% of employees study further to learn more. 88% of employees study further to earn more.
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Retirement is the menopause of an employee’s mind and hands.
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Professional’ does not necessarily mean that the person so labelled is good or knows what they are doing. In many a case, it merely means that they do whatever that they are a professional at for a living, not as a hobby.
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Employment was invented to make education seem useful.
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The garden is an unemployed township-based man's cubicle.
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He who makes $25,000 annually through passive income is more enviable than he who earns $100,000 annually through a salary.
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Employment is an employee’s kissing of an employer’s ass. A salary is the employer’s pretense to be cleaning his ass.
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A moral judgment of abortion is the usage of a man-made ideology to judge a man-made technology.
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Smartphones are tools which fools fiddle with when they are around people that they don’t have the courage, or, the intellect, to converse with.
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A phone call should be a convenience to the caller, not an inconvenience to the called.
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When you decide to meet—in person—someone that you met online, would you then be taking your relationship to the 'previous' level?
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The civilized man is technologically ahead of — intellectually behind — his time.
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Being forever available to the rest of the world is overrated. I mean, what are 'missed calls' invented for?
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The longer a person's twitter @username is, the harder it is to argue with them … on twitter.
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Those who find it hypocritical of others to use, say, a smartphone, to speak ill of capitalism, needs to be reminded that capitalism is an ideology, not a technology.
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You cannot sensibly expect a starving 'God-fearing' man to honor the 8th commandment.
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Before civilization, artists painted for the living. Today, most paint for a living.
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Civilization is the commercialization of survival.
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12% of dreams create jobs. 88% of jobs destroy dreams.
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He who frowns when they say that he sucks shouldn’t smile when they say that he rocks.
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A model’s opinion seldom matters. The only time that he is required to open his mouth is when he is required to smile at the camera.
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Between Monday and Saturday men make an audience. On Sunday, they make a congregation.
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A church service starts and ends with a prayer. A magazine starts and ends with an advert.
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A prisoner is imprisoned by the crime that he has committed. A jailer is imprisoned — in the very same prison — by the employment contract that he has signed.
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