Mokokoma Mokhonoana Quotes - Page 3

Though you can love what you do not master, you cannot master what you do not love.
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We can’t all be comedians, some people have to do the laughing.
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98% of all comedians feel obliged to be funny when interviewed. Less than 2% succeed.
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If unconventional ideas = sperm, then public opinion = abortion.
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Opinions of the masses kill the 'extra' in an 'extraordinary' idea.
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Public opinion is to an unconventional idea … what abortion is to sperm.
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Committees kill unconventional ideas for a living.
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Capitalism has turned human beings into commodities. To the owner of a restaurant: the cook and a bag of potatoes are equally important.
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Not smoking is not an achievement. Like virginity, it comes standard.
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Generally, a woman would rather be married to any man that she doesn’t hate, than remain unmarried to a man that she loves.
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A 'good man' is a male creature that survives the endless episodes that its woman spends complaining about women who she hates, and, women who hate her.
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Courtship is an activity whereby one losses oneself … whilst trying to win someone’s love.
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If love wasn’t conditional, every single first encounter with individuals of your 'preferred' gender would result in *love at first sight.*
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Courting is an activity where a man and a woman flaunt their virtues. Dating is an activity where life exposes the other’s vices.
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Marriage and dating are man-made ideologies; if having a lover was a prerequisite to living, we’d all be born in pairs; as couples.
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Love songs are nothing without exaggeration.
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Women who do not play hard to get are hard to get.
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Money cannot buy you love. But it sure can buy you things that some people will love you for having.
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Once a woman goes over 25, she prioritizes 'financial security' in a potential lover. Love and good looks are just a bonus.
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A wedding is a ceremony men fund with money they know they don’t have … to prove the love they think they have.
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Most people can’t stand spending a few minutes by themself. Yet they expect others to spend an hour, a day, or, even a lifetime, with them.
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You know you’ve reached the end of a relationship: when your lover now demands that your jokes be funny before they laugh.
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Not every happy person is married, and, Not every married person is happy.
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Some wo/men are so possessive … you end up missing missing them.
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The phrase *You complete me* is nonsensical. A couple is a *we* … not a complete *me.*
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Those who say that money can’t buy you love make it sound as if love can buy you money.
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Marriage is the commodification of affection, copulation, and, reproduction.
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A broke man’s lover doesn’t feel ‘loved’ on her Birthday, Christmas, and, on Valentine’s Day.
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A humanitarian seldom makes a good lover. For a lover’s world revolves around their lover, while a humanitarian’s world revolves around the world.
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Mr. Right' is usually two or eight men.
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Be ashamed not of being single, or, unemployed. That comes standard.
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A love triangle is a threesome delayed.
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A tomboy is a bisexual girl’s dream lover.
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Nobody enjoys the company of others as intensely as someone who usually avoids the company of others.
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Not all ‘whites’ are racists. Not all racists are ‘white.
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A 'black' man who draws a 'black' person with big lips is called observant. A 'white' man who does the same is called a racist.
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Sense isn’t democratic. A senseless opinion that’s advocated by 'the majority' is still senseless.
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Sense isn’t democratic. An opinion uttered by 99 people does not necessarily make more sense than an opposing opinion that was uttered by one person.
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An enlightened thinker does not waste his precious time thinking about what others think of what he thinks.
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Sleeping is the most common attempt to temporarily escape reality.
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Life is merely one very long day that routinely gets dark to give people a sensible excuse to keep their eyes closed for 8 hours.
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To teach, learn. To learn, teach.
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Not everyone who has helped or is helping you wanted or wants to help you.
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Employees leave where they work. Employers live where they work.
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To some people, employment is a distraction. To all entertainers, distraction is employment.
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The difference between a retiring man and a used condom is that the condom isn’t given a golden watch to inspire the illusion that it still matters to whomever that has just used it.
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Playing Solitaire is a non-smoking employee’s smoke break.
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Give a typical employee a million, and, he is most likely to use the money to print his CV on fancier paper.
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An employee is sheep. His employer is the shepherd. His salary is grass.
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Most employees are smarter than their employers. All employers are braver than their employees.
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A promotion is an illusionary solution out of an indebted employee’s pit of debt.
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The more civilized people are, the more honorable working hard is to them. As a result, the more civilized we get, the less we live.
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Absolute freedom is an illusion. For while an employed man might be free from starvation, he is a slave to his employer's financial aspirations, and, working-hours.
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Belonging to the working class is the economy’s punishment for those who did what they were told to do in class.
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Schooling is a manufacturing process whereby the raw material called curious boys is turned into products called obedient men.
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The office’ is a cemetery of dreams.
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Some of today’s slaves sleep on king size beds.
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Weekends are an employee’s parole.
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Granted, not all uneducated women are prostitutes, and, not all prostitutes are uneducated. However, where building a family is employment, an uneducated woman's womb is her diploma.
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Working overtime is an underpaid man’s salvation.
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