Mokokoma Mokhonoana Quotes - Page 3

Every single person is a fool, insane, a failure, or a bad person to at least ten people.
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We are sometimes dragged into a pit of unhappiness by someone else’s opinion that we do not look happy.
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Nothing is as irritating to a shy man as a confident girl.
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Even the world’s greatest actor cannot fake an erection.
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Whenever they are condemning weaves or breast implants, some people speak so passionately that their false teeth almost fall out.
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Some women have kissed—and some are kissing—a lot of frogs, even though the very first man that they have each kissed was and is still a prince.
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The least we each ought to do for someone who treats us like a king or a queen is to treat them like a prince or a princess.
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Unrequited love is a billion times less intolerable than unrequited hate.
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There would definitely be way fewer instances of cheating, if the average couple did not have sex only when the woman feels like it.
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Some men would not still be HIV negative or alive, if they had managed to sleep with some of the women with whom they want or wanted to have sex.
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Death would not surprise us as often as it does, if we let go of the misbelief that newborns are less mortal than the elderly.
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Because he has finally realized that it is it and not him that is loved by the woman he loves, many a man is jealous of his own car, house, wardrobe, or salary.
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The middle class were invented to give the poor hope; the poor, to make the rich feel special; the rich, to humble the middle class.
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To evade arrogance, remind yourself (from time to time) that your talent or success could have been better. To be thankful, remind yourself (every now and then) that your illness or failure could have been worse.
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We love being mentally strong, but we hate situations that allow us to put our mental strength to good use.
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Because of self-doubt, the fear of failure, or laziness, most people usually bite off way less than they can chew.
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Some people are still alive only because they find being dead more boring than being alive.
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Even those who want to go to heaven would rather kill than be killed.
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We have glorified wealth and freedom so much that it is impossible for most of us to truly believe that a man can truly be happy in a shack or within the confines of a prison cell.
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Most people do not mind having a house that is smaller and/or a car that is cheaper than their neighbours’, as long as they each earn and have more money than their neighbours, and, equally important, their neighbours know that.
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It is still cheating, even if nobody comes.
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It is still cheating, even if nobody comes.
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When a man cheats, it is said it is because he is a dog. When a woman cheats, it is said it is because her man is a dog.
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There is a correlation between the number of days since a man last had sex, and, the number of things that he is willing to do for a woman.
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When you are unemployed, weekends are seven days long.
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Freedom of speech is unnecessary if the people to whom it is granted do not think for themselves.
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It is usually unbearably painful to read a book by an author who knows way less than you do, unless the book is a novel.
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You are more likely to find three TVs inside a randomly selected house than you are to find a single book that is or was not read to pass an exam, to please God, or to be a better cook.
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We seldom learn much from someone with whom we agree.
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Most women would each be left with fewer dreams or without a dream, if the institution of marriage were to be abolished.
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Some writers write to forget. Some forget to write.
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When it comes to their love lives, some people do not really have high standards; they merely have low sex drive.
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Most people would instantly start feeling ten years older if someone were to convince them that they were actually born a decade before their birthdate.
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Some of the best things that have ever happened to us wouldn’t have happened to us, if it weren’t for some of the worst things that have ever happened to us.
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Some people will insult your intelligence by suddenly being nice or nicer to you once you make it … or they think you have.
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Being a bad parent is a sign of not having learned from experience.
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He who is jealous is better off not dating someone who is bisexual.
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Life curses some poor people with the love of luxury, while it blesses some with the very same thing.
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Only someone who isn’t a fool stands a chance of not being bothered by being deemed a fool by a fool.
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Being divorced does not necessarily make one’s advice on marriage useless … or useful.
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Some people would regard people who look like they do as ugly if they did not look like them.
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The second most dangerous thing about money is that it leaves most of the people who have a lot of it with the unshakable belief that they are intelligent and well informed. The most dangerous thing about it is that it leaves most of the people who do not have a lot of money with the very same belief.
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By drinking, a boy acts like a man. After drinking, many a man acts like a boy.
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Getting through life without a lot of money, possessions, and/or friends is admirable, especially if it is by choice.
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We envy people who are extremely old because we wish to live that long, not because we want to be that old.
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A maid’s yard, house, wardrobe, fridge, etc. sometimes also serve as her master’s dustbin or dumpsite.
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If the food that one ate the night before were somehow able to be seen and identified through one’s clothes throughout the day, millions of employees would each fast ten or so days before their payday.
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Many of the boys and men who are regarded as immature by some females are so deemed merely because they do not want to get married someday … or soon.
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Life sometimes reminds us that it is sometimes heartless by giving something or someone we really need to someone who does not need or even want them or it.
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Some people who have been working out regularly for months or even years are still out of shape because the number of cheat days they have in a week exceeds six.
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Some of the people who hate me love some of the sentences that I have written, until they get to the name of the person to whom the sentences are attributed.
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Some people have contracted HIV during their separate endeavours to give someone or some people a curable STD.
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Some social ills are preserved by the common misbelief that things such as ignorance, greed, and stupidity do not have the stamina required to reach old age.
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A truly compassionate man gives a poor woman a portion of his meal before he eats, not after he has eaten.
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Many a death was precipitated by the food, the job, or the medication whose main function was to postpone it.
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When in court, the primary role of lawyers is not to prove or disprove innocence; unbeknown to almost all lawyers and their clients, it is to save the court time.
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The death of a billionaire is worth more to the media than the lives of a billion poor people.
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One of the main functions of a push-up bra is to lower the number of mothers who seem like mothers.
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The kind of lies that someone tells us gives us an idea of how stupid, knowledgeable, intelligent, or ignorant they are … or they think we are.
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Being bored is the price we pay for not being insane.
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