Mokokoma Mokhonoana Quotes - Page 3

More people would be depressed, if parents tried to please their children as frequently and as badly as children try to please their parents.
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Some men are so indoctrinated that they sincerely believe that other than cooking and cleaning the only thing that a woman can do better than them is being a woman.
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Taking good care of your husband or wife is the best way to thank their parent or parents for having taken good care of them.
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The only real reason that some relationships and marriages have not yet been ended is because in each case one of the partners has not yet found their ideal partner or someone they love or at least like.
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Some people’s self-esteem was secretly improved when they discovered that their then-lovers had killed themselves over them.
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To increase the chances of a writer trying to kill themselves, cut off their hands.
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Some men’s chests are more buttlike than some women’s butts.
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Some people wish they were as happy as or happy like some people think they are.
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Some disabled people spend a significant amount of their energy on trying to come across as abled or as not that disabled.
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Death would be an extremely bad thing like most of us paint it, if being dead were painful.
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After a certain point, all natural bodily changes are for the worst.
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Some people ate less food less often when they each had a home than they now do as hobos.
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Some people would not have remained with their partners, if the unfortunate things that have happened to them had happened to their partners, or if the fortunate things that have happened to their partners had happened to them.
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Passing their toilet training is the very last thing that some adults did that has made their parents proud of them.
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Thanks to bad graphic design, some readers love only the electronic version of some books.
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We the living are to blame for the painfulness of being dead.
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I do not have a problem with people killing themselves, as long as they took at least a hundred years to think about what they are about to do.
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Finding out that you are not your lover’s only lover hurts, but not as much as discovering that you are the side chick … or the side dick.
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We sometimes try to impress people we just met by not trying to impress them.
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You need to be greedy or ignorant to truly want to live forever.
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Being bigheaded can be as irritating and as dangerous as being small-minded.
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Most people who are would each not be in love with their partner, if they did not have the kind of genitals they have.
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Some people wouldn’t still be sane, if they were not religious or superstitious; some wouldn’t be disabled or dead.
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Whenever He answers prayers, God usually prioritizes those by people who, instead of their mouths, have prayed with their hands and/or feet.
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Most priests wish they were as righteous as they seem to most members of their congregations.
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When you are suffering from sexual starvation, a spank or even a hug seems like a porn scene.
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There probably was a time when the idea of having a toilet inside a house was repulsive.
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There would be fewer absent fathers, if straight men were turned on only by women with whom they would not mind having children.
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A tie is what you get after ice cubes have wrestled with hot water.
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An arrogant man whose arrogance we see from his own behaviour is more tolerable than a humble man whose humility we hear of from his own mouth.
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Every single person is a fool, insane, a failure, or a bad person to at least ten people.
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We are sometimes dragged into a pit of unhappiness by someone else’s opinion that we do not look happy.
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Nothing is as irritating to a shy man as a confident girl.
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Even the world’s greatest actor cannot fake an erection.
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Whenever they are condemning weaves or breast implants, some people speak so passionately that their false teeth almost fall out.
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Marketing is so powerful that it can make even an extremely untalented musician a one-hundred-hits wonder.
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Some women have kissed—and some are kissing—a lot of frogs, even though the very first man that they have each kissed was and is still a prince.
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The least we each ought to do for someone who treats us like a king or a queen is to treat them like a prince or a princess.
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Saying that you do not remember something or someone is a less embarrassing or hurtful way of saying that you do not know it or them anymore.
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We would not be ashamed of doing some of the things we do in private, if the number of sane human beings who do them in public were large enough.
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Unrequited love is a billion times less intolerable than unrequited hate.
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There would definitely be way fewer instances of cheating, if the average couple did not have sex only when the woman feels like it.
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Some men would not still be HIV negative or alive, if they had managed to sleep with some of the women with whom they want or wanted to have sex.
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Death would not surprise us as often as it does, if we let go of the misbelief that newborns are less mortal than the elderly.
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Because he has finally realized that it is it and not him that is loved by the woman he loves, many a man is jealous of his own car, house, wardrobe, or salary.
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Attending a funeral would leave the average person insane, if they truly believed that sooner or later they are also going to die.
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The average adult hates being treated like a child, unless it suits them.
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The middle class were invented to give the poor hope; the poor, to make the rich feel special; the rich, to humble the middle class.
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To evade arrogance, remind yourself (from time to time) that your talent or success could have been better. To be thankful, remind yourself (every now and then) that your illness or failure could have been worse.
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We love being mentally strong, but we hate situations that allow us to put our mental strength to good use.
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Because of self-doubt, the fear of failure, or laziness, most people usually bite off way less than they can chew.
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Some people are still alive only because they find being dead more boring than being alive.
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The boring thing with taking a walk with someone is that your thoughts are then dictated by the subject or subjects of your conversation and that is made worse by the fact that most sane people are terrified of silence whenever they are with or near someone.
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Even those who want to go to heaven would rather kill than be killed.
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We have glorified wealth and freedom so much that it is impossible for most of us to truly believe that a man can truly be happy in a shack or within the confines of a prison cell.
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Most people do not mind having a house that is smaller and/or a car that is cheaper than their neighbours’, as long as they each earn and have more money than their neighbours, and, equally important, their neighbours know that.
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It is still cheating, even if nobody comes.
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It is still cheating, even if nobody comes.
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When a man cheats, it is said it is because he is a dog. When a woman cheats, it is said it is because her man is a dog.
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There is a correlation between the number of days since a man last had sex, and, the number of things that he is willing to do for a woman.
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