Mokokoma Mokhonoana Quotes - Page 2

It is a sign of intellectual maturity to always crawl to conclusions.
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I am against justice … whenever it is carried out by a mob.
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Because of the power that we have given money: The government would rather have taxpayers who do not vote, than voters who do not pay tax.
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Thanks to his salary, an employee is free to eat whatever, wherever. However, because of his job, he is not free to eat whenever.
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I used to think that size does not count, until I realized that most people either find other people’s faeces more disgusting than a bird’s droppings, or they do not find the latter disgusting at all.
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You can only manage to convince a person to admit to being wrong, not ignorant, arrogant, or stupid.
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Chances are that there are white people who brag about being the first to move out of a suburb that has been intruded by blacks.
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I am usually able to tolerate all kinds of victims of indoctrination except those who have been infected with xenophobia, racism, or homophobia.
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A tapping foot isn’t the best a listener can get from a song: A good song makes a listener dance. A great song makes him think.
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An angry artist tells people what (he thinks) they need to hear. A hungry artist tells people what (he thinks) they want to hear.
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To most Americans, a dog is a potential mate. To some Chinese, a dog is potential meat.
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We are all born agnostics. Atheism and theism is sold to us.
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Culture, religion, and education, are conspiracies to standardize worldviews.
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Contrary to popular belief, some animals would not have each chosen to be a human being, if they were given the choice between being what they are and being human.
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To a blind man, pawn shop and porn shop are one. To an unintelligent man, oversleeping and sleeping over are opposites.
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Thou shalt not use the 140 characters limit as an excuse for bad grammar and/or incorrect spelling.
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If life really begins at forty, then all poor people die in their teens.
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Being shy is a symptom of a low self-esteem.
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We are not as important to most people as we are to ourselves. As a matter of fact, we are—to most people—not important at all.
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The rich are poor without the poor's acknowledgment of money.
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The definition of 'Employment' by an employer, and, that by an employee, are seldom the same.
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To a misogynist: To err is woman.
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Some of our friends are our friends only because we used to be friends.
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Poverty has deceived many of us into believing that some people who are in that state love the food, clothes, places, and people that they do not even like. The same can be said about wealth.
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There’s a correlation between the number of digits on a man’s bank balance, and, the number of things that his woman is willing to forgive him for.
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In many a case, the phrase ‘I’d like to get to know you better’ is a euphemism for ‘I want us to fuck.
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Technically, you cannot really own a book you bought; you can only own the sheets of paper your copy is printed on; unless, of course, you are the book’s publisher.
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Today, the world rewards those with creative and intellectual muscles. So, women and skinny men need to shut up and start thinking.
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In a society that prioritizes man’s health, a cleaner is more important than a lawyer.
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In a materialistic society, man is likely to value the opinion of a rich man over that of a poor one; even when coming to opinions that have absolutely nothing to do with moneymaking.
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A ‘normal person’ is what is left after society has squeezed out all unconventional opinions and aspirations out of a human being.
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Needs are imposed by nature. Wants are sold by society.
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There is absolutely nothing feminine about the colour pink, or, anything bad-luck'ish about the colour black — in itself.
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Feminists who accept the claim made in The Book of Genesis, and, that God is a he, need to make their minds up.
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In fiction: we find the predictable boring. In real life: we find the unpredictable terrifying.
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When coming to making kids: Size doesn’t count, it’s sperm count that counts.
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A hundred years ago, an average teenager knew countless authors, and, a sex position or two. Today, an average teenager knows countless sex positions, and, an author or two.
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Morals are nothing but a civilized society’s attempt to tame some beast called man.
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There is a correlation between the number of days since a man last had sex, and, the number of women that he is convinced he is in love with, or, the number of things that he is willing to do for a woman.
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When coming to sex: First served, first come.
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There is a correlation between the number of days since a man last had sex, and, the number of women that he is convinced he is in love with.
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A horny man is seen. A horny woman is heard.
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One-night stands were invented to free men from worrying about the size of their penis. And to free women from worrying about the size of their stretch marks.
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Life occasionally humbles us by making us turned on by someone whom we turn off.
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AIDS would have claimed fewer lives if we had publicly recommended what I wish to call ‘The Presumption of Sickness,’ i.e., the principle that whomever we are about to sleep with is HIV-positive until proven HIV-negative.
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Some women would not have contracted an STD or STDs had they not been on the pill.
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Man cannot be homophobic without having concerned himself with another’s sex life.
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Nothing complements a fast mind better than a slow tongue. And nothing aggravates a slow mind better than a fast tongue.
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Technology has transformed the world into a global village. And communities, families, friends, etc., into local islands.
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Millions of deaths would not have happened if it weren’t for the consumption of alcohol. The same can be said about millions of births.
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The only reason that some people aren’t ashamed of their parents and/or siblings is because they know that we know that they did not choose them.
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*Prostitution* is a euphemism for rape incidents that the victim and the economy profits from.
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A poor but confident man is as hard to find as a rich but shy man.
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It is only if the primary or only reason you do what you do is to make money that you will envy every random person who made or makes a lot of money (or money that exceeds what you made or make).
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In some cases, it is the woman’s stomach—not her heart—that has left her man for another.
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In many cases, it was the woman’s stomach—not her heart—that fell for her man.
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You cannot really get married by mistake. You can only marry the wrong person.
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When you love someone, you end up caring about each and every person they love. When you hate someone, you end up caring about every single person who hates them.
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For breakfast to be called ‘in bed’ instead of ‘on top of a bed,’ the house in which it is about to be eaten has to have at least two rooms (excluding the kitchen); (at least) three, if it has a bathroom.
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If God really valued loyalty, He would have blessed every single believer before He even considered blessing a single nonbeliever.
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