Mokokoma Mokhonoana Quotes - Page 2

Tomorrow is like 'there.' Once you get 'there,' it is called 'here.' So, technically, life is a set of Todays.
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Reality is a hallucination shared by most sane men.
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To lose weight, spend time at the gym. To appear like you’ve lost weight, spend time with people who are bigger than you.
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Twitter gives people an illusionary sense of leadership.
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A push-up bra is to a woman’s chest … what 'breathing-in' is to a man’s stomach.
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Facebook gives people an illusory sense of being LIKED.
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*Nothing is free* asserts two things. Both assertions are true.
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A paparazzi is merely an extremely nosy nobody with a camera—and bills to pay.
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The media made the masses to find not-so-skinny women appear not-so-beautiful … in the eyes of the remote holder.
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To be called insane: challenge convention. To be called possessed: challenge religion.
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People who smoke would have probably been regarded as fools or insane, if only a percentage of people who smoke smoked.
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Chomie' is South African homosexual men’s unofficial name.
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A genius is a grownup that remained a kid.
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Though man needs to live to believe, he does not need to believe to live.
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Beliefs are conclusions reached by men who are lazy to think for themselves.
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Religion makes people kill each other. Science supplies them with weapons.
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Most people do not have a problem with you thinking for yourself, as long as your conclusions are the same as or at least compatible with their beliefs.
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Being rich is an untalented artist’s consolation prize.
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Virginity comes standard. A good head is earned.
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Nothing matters when you are dead, and, you are dead when nothing matters.
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To halve the number of times that other people hurt you: halve the number of expectations that you have from other people.
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A slave that acknowledges its enslavement is halfway to its liberation.
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We are slaves whose masters are dead. For we are mostly controlled by doctrines which were established centuries heretofore.
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A realist is a slave to reality.
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A freedom-fighter is a slave to freedom.
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Generally, people need less than a quarter of what they want.
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A man’s bank balance is the new penis size.
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A cowardly critique starts with a compliment.
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I will only start taking book reviews seriously from the day that books are able to review readers.
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Not everybody that says that you suck is a hater. There are people who suck.
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Procrastination threatens critics’ livelihood.
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Critiquing a doer isn’t doing.
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Most people say that Shakespeare rocked merely because most people say that Shakespeare rocked.
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As uncomfortable as it might be, I refuse to let the comfort of being agreed with suffocate my opinions.
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Back then: to be paid more, one needed to increase the number of things that are by him known. Today: to be paid more, one needs to increase the number of people by whom he is known.
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To flatter a young man, tell him that you thought that he was older than he is. To flatter an old woman, tell her that you thought that she was younger than she is.
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Getting older comes with abilities. Being old comes with disabilities.
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The only things that old age comes standard with: grey hair and wrinkles. Wisdom and intellect are earned.
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If we really exist merely to fulfill God’s plan: then life is a television drama; with God being the scriptwriter, the director, and, the audience.
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Eyes are a deaf man’s ears. Ears are a blind man’s eyes.
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If love wasn't conditional, everybody would be in love with everybody.
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Primary purposes of a mirror: (1) To help civilized men realize their imperfections, and, (2) To help the imperfect hide their imperfections.
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Retro is a symptom of a generation that is too lazy to innovate.
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In some cases, people with a body (whose size) they did not long for are victims of having a bank balance (whose size) they longed for.
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Whenever they are given the choice, some people choose a bath over a shower; they, too, would like to do their bit to waste water.
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Ambition’ is ‘greed’ rebranded.
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Ambition is greed without makeup.
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Life enslaves the poor by giving them problems that money can resolve, or, dissolve
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Life humbles the rich by giving them problems that money can’t resolve, or, dissolve. Life enslaves the poor by giving them problems that money can resolve, or, dissolve.
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A satirist that criticizes religion is seen as a satanist.
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A man who lives long enough will be a boy twice.
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A face-lift is a woman’s attempt to lower the odds of the next person accurately guessing her age.
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You can only be twice someone’s age once.
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A murderer is a killer without a uniform.
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To be better equipped for the tests that the year will bring — read a textbook. To prepare for the tests that life will bring — read a book.
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A true survivor is someone who, after 12+ years of being schooled, remains independent in their thinking.
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School forces unique individuals to think, act, and, look alike.
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School overpopulates students’ minds with too much of what happened yesterday; seldom with what the students can do today, or, tomorrow.
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You don’t really need to be intelligent to be a 'top student.' All that you have to do is to forget the least in an exam.
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With homework, school prepares students for overtime. With reports, it prepares them for payday.
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