Mokokoma Mokhonoana Quotes - Page 2

To a misogynist: To err is woman.
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Some of our friends are our friends only because we used to be friends.
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Poverty has deceived many of us into believing that some people who are in that state love the food, clothes, places, and people that they do not even like. The same can be said about wealth.
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There’s a correlation between the number of digits on a man’s bank balance, and, the number of things that his woman is willing to forgive him for.
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In many a case, the phrase ‘I’d like to get to know you better’ is a euphemism for ‘I want us to fuck.
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Technically, you cannot really own a book you bought; you can only own the sheets of paper your copy is printed on; unless, of course, you are the book’s publisher.
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Today, the world rewards those with creative and intellectual muscles. So, women and skinny men need to shut up and start thinking.
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In a society that prioritizes man’s health, a cleaner is more important than a lawyer.
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In a materialistic society, man is likely to value the opinion of a rich man over that of a poor one; even when coming to opinions that have absolutely nothing to do with moneymaking.
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A ‘normal person’ is what is left after society has squeezed out all unconventional opinions and aspirations out of a human being.
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Needs are imposed by nature. Wants are sold by society.
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There is absolutely nothing feminine about the colour pink, or, anything bad-luck'ish about the colour black — in itself.
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Feminists who accept the claim made in The Book of Genesis, and, that God is a he, need to make their minds up.
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When coming to making kids: Size doesn’t count, it’s sperm count that counts.
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Morals are nothing but a civilized society’s attempt to tame some beast called man.
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There is a correlation between the number of days since a man last had sex, and, the number of women that he is convinced he is in love with, or, the number of things that he is willing to do for a woman.
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When coming to sex: First served, first come.
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There is a correlation between the number of days since a man last had sex, and, the number of women that he is convinced he is in love with.
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A horny man is seen. A horny woman is heard.
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One-night stands were invented to free men from worrying about the size of their penis. And to free women from worrying about the size of their stretch marks.
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Life occasionally humbles us by making us turned on by someone whom we turn off.
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AIDS would have claimed fewer lives if we had publicly recommended what I wish to call ‘The Presumption of Sickness,’ i.e., the principle that whomever we are about to sleep with is HIV-positive until proven HIV-negative.
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Some women would not have contracted an STD or STDs had they not been on the pill.
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Man cannot be homophobic without having concerned himself with another’s sex life.
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Nothing complements a fast mind better than a slow tongue. And nothing aggravates a slow mind better than a fast tongue.
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Technology has transformed the world into a global village. And communities, families, friends, etc., into local islands.
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Millions of deaths would not have happened if it weren’t for the consumption of alcohol. The same can be said about millions of births.
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The only reason that some people aren’t ashamed of their parents and/or siblings is because they know that we know that they did not choose them.
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*Prostitution* is a euphemism for rape incidents that the victim and the economy profits from.
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A poor but confident man is as hard to find as a rich but shy man.
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It is only if the primary or only reason you do what you do is to make money that you will envy every random person who made or makes a lot of money (or money that exceeds what you made or make).
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In some cases, it is the woman’s stomach—not her heart—that has left her man for another.
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In many cases, it was the woman’s stomach—not her heart—that fell for her man.
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You cannot really get married by mistake. You can only marry the wrong person.
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When you love someone, you end up caring about each and every person they love. When you hate someone, you end up caring about every single person who hates them.
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For breakfast to be called ‘in bed’ instead of ‘on top of a bed,’ the house in which it is about to be eaten has to have at least two rooms (excluding the kitchen); (at least) three, if it has a bathroom.
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If God really valued loyalty, He would have blessed every single believer before He even considered blessing a single nonbeliever.
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We are, or rather our natural desire to evade pain and to attain pleasure is, the primary reason we do or say every single thing we do or say.
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There is nothing inherently painful about being cheated on.
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Alcohol is one of the quickest vehicles with which we escape shyness, our problems, and self-consciousness, for a few hours.
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Culture is a symbolic veil with which we hide our animal nature from ourselves … and other animals.
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Looks sure can be deceiving: not every ‘ugly’ person is a ‘bad’ person (or is guilty of whatever it is that they are accused of).
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The only way to truly help most drug addicts and most alcoholics is to—instead of them—change reality.
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Most sexually adventurous women want a man who regards cunnilingus as a basic woman right.
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Some women would not cheat, and some would not have cheated, had they each married a man whom they love … or at least like.
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In a patriarchal society, one of the most important functions of the institution of the family is to make feel like a somebody whenever he is in his own yard a man who is a nobody whenever he is in his employer’s yard.
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The real purpose of the opposition is to minimize the amount of money the ruling party will have stolen from the people at the end of its term.
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Some men do not know the father of 'their' children.
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Coco Chanel is said to have said that a girl should be two things: who and what she is. I say a girl should do two things: what and who she wants.
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Some mistakes are worse than others: wearing your underwear inside out isn’t as uncomfortable as wearing it back to front.
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Every single living thing is food to at least one living thing.
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Some women have been faking orgasms for so long that they sometimes fake one when they are masturbating.
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Thanks to photography, some memories overstay their welcome.
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Making God a man is the consolation prize that our forefathers gave themselves for not being the ones who were each blessed with a vagina.
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Some of the people we feel sorry for feel sorry for us for thinking that they are the ones who should be felt sorry for.
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Instead of being regarded as intelligent or knowledgeable, many a woman would rather be regarded as beautiful or good in the kitchen; many a man, as handsome or good in bed.
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It is as difficult for most poor people to truly believe that they could someday escape poverty as it is for most wealthy people to truly believe that their wealth could someday escape them.
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If there were something that Mother Nature or God could do with money, She or He would have sold immortality to the rich a long time ago.
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Poverty does not always prevent a rich person from dating someone who is poor, unless the man is the one who is poor.
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It is in the best interest of the rich to preserve poverty.
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