Mokokoma Mokhonoana Quotes - Page 11

Not every single way of saying the right thing is right.
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Death would be an extremely bad thing like most of us paint it, if being dead were painful.
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After a certain point, all natural bodily changes are for the worst.
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Some people love but will never marry each other. Some are married to but have never loved and will never love each other.
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Some people ate less food less often when they each had a home than they now do as hobos.
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Some people would not be dead if they have not gotten the things or people they had prayed for.
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Some people would not have remained with their partners, if the unfortunate things that have happened to them had happened to their partners, or if the fortunate things that have happened to their partners had happened to them.
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Life sometimes confuses us by making us discover in someone we hate a quality or qualities we love.
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Passing their toilet training is the very last thing that some adults did that has made their parents proud of them.
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Thanks to bad graphic design, some readers love only the electronic version of some books.
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Most people would rather eat inside a windowless room in which they have just defecated than eat inside one in which someone else has just farted, even if the room does not have a toilet.
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Some kleptomaniacs do not steal things only; they also, while some only, steal lovers.
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Some people are each envious of the person they used to be.
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We the living are to blame for the painfulness of being dead.
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I do not have a problem with people killing themselves, as long as they took at least a hundred years to think about what they are about to do.
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Finding out that you are not your lover’s only lover hurts, but not as much as discovering that you are the side chick … or the side dick.
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We think we like or love some people until we see them regularly.
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We sometimes try to impress people we just met by not trying to impress them.
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You need to be greedy or ignorant to truly want to live forever.
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Being bigheaded can be as irritating and as dangerous as being small-minded.
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Most people who are would each not be in love with their partner, if they did not have the kind of genitals they have.
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Some people wouldn’t still be sane, if they were not religious or superstitious; some wouldn’t be disabled or dead.
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Many a man was caused to perish by something that he and many men cherish.
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Whenever He answers prayers, God usually prioritizes those by people who, instead of their mouths, have prayed with their hands and/or feet.
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Most priests wish they were as righteous as they seem to most members of their congregations.
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When you are suffering from sexual starvation, a spank or even a hug seems like a porn scene.
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There probably was a time when the idea of having a toilet inside a house was repulsive.
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Not everyone who condemns masturbation can masturbate.
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There would be fewer absent fathers, if straight men were turned on only by women with whom they would not mind having children.
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Unbeknown to us, some of the people who we hope are missing us wherever they are do miss us; some miss someone else; and some are dead.
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A tie is what you get after ice cubes have wrestled with hot water.
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An arrogant man whose arrogance we see from his own behaviour is more tolerable than a humble man whose humility we hear of from his own mouth.
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Every single person is a fool, insane, a failure, or a bad person to at least ten people.
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We are sometimes dragged into a pit of unhappiness by someone else’s opinion that we do not look happy.
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Nothing is as irritating to a shy man as a confident girl.
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Even the world’s greatest actor cannot fake an erection.
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Whenever they are condemning weaves or breast implants, some people speak so passionately that their false teeth almost fall out.
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Marketing is so powerful that it can make even an extremely untalented musician a one-hundred-hits wonder.
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Some women have kissed—and some are kissing—a lot of frogs, even though the very first man that they have each kissed was and is still a prince.
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The least we each ought to do for someone who treats us like a king or a queen is to treat them like a prince or a princess.
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Saying that you do not remember something or someone is a less embarrassing or hurtful way of saying that you do not know it or them anymore.
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We would not be ashamed of doing some of the things we do in private, if the number of sane human beings who do them in public were large enough.
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Unrequited love is a billion times less intolerable than unrequited hate.
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There would definitely be way fewer instances of cheating, if the average couple did not have sex only when the woman feels like it.
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Some men would not still be HIV negative or alive, if they had managed to sleep with some of the women with whom they want or wanted to have sex.
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Death would not surprise us as often as it does, if we let go of the misbelief that newborns are less mortal than the elderly.
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He with the cleanest clothes isn’t necessarily the cleanest.
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Because he has finally realized that it is it and not him that is loved by the woman he loves, many a man is jealous of his own car, house, wardrobe, or salary.
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Attending a funeral would leave the average person insane, if they truly believed that sooner or later they are also going to die.
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We are sometimes depressed by our failure to convince people who strongly believe that we are that we are definitely not depressed.
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The average adult hates being treated like a child, unless it suits them.
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Sunglasses are more useful to a blind man than freedom of speech is to a man who does not think for himself.
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Most people do not really want others to have freedom of speech, they just want others to be given the freedom to say want they want to hear.
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Nothing holds back human progress as frequently as the misbelief that the words ‘impossible’ and ‘improbable’ are synonyms.
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The middle class were invented to give the poor hope; the poor, to make the rich feel special; the rich, to humble the middle class.
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Like alcohol and poverty, a heartbreak has the power to make a man do something he wouldn’t normally do and to make a woman do someone she wouldn’t normally do.
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To evade arrogance, remind yourself (from time to time) that your talent or success could have been better. To be thankful, remind yourself (every now and then) that your illness or failure could have been worse.
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We love being mentally strong, but we hate situations that allow us to put our mental strength to good use.
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Because of self-doubt, the fear of failure, or laziness, most people usually bite off way less than they can chew.
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The continuation of man’s life is more attributable to his fear of death than it is to his desire to live. As a matter of fact, in countless cases, it is attributable to only the former.
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