Matthew Inman Quotes

Running a race assigns a point to a sport that often feels very pointless. It's an exuberant payoff to months of tedium. It's a way of crafting an end boss for a particularly cumbersome video game. It's a fun, monstrous reason to keep putting one foot in front of the other. So, do yourself a favor: go build a monster.

Matthew Inman

They say you should treat your body like a temple. I treat mine like a fast-moving dumpster.

Matthew Inman

I want to hurt, so I can heal.I'm not unhappy.I'm just busy.I'm interested.And that's okay.

Matthew Inman

Anything that smiles often needs to be reminded that the world is a cruel, dark place.

Matthew Inman