Lily Tomlin Quotes

I've always wanted to be somebody but I see now I should have been more specific.
Lily Tomlin
If I had known what it would be like to have it all I might have been willing to settle for less.
Lily Tomlin
Why is it when we talk to God we are said to be praying and when God talks to us we're said to be schizophrenic?
Lily Tomlin
There will be sex after death we just won't be able to feel it.
Lily Tomlin
We're all in this together ... alone.
Lily Tomlin
For fast-acting relief try slowing down.
Lily Tomlin
Why is it when we talk to God we're said to be praying but when God talks to us we're schizophrenic?
Lily Tomlin
Why is it when we talk to God we're said to be praying but when God talks to us we're schizophrenic?
Lily Tomlin
If love is the answer could you rephrase the question?
Lily Tomlin
If love is the answer could you please rephrase the question?
Lily Tomlin
We're all in this together - by ourselves.
Lily Tomlin
The trouble with the rat race is that even if you win you're still a rat.
Lily Tomlin
I have always wanted to be somebody but I see now I should have been more specific.
Lily Tomlin
For fast-acting relief try slowing down.
Lily Tomlin
Why is it that when we talk to God we’re said to be praying, but when God talks to us we’re schizophrenic?
Lily Tomlin
To me, 'sexual freedom' means freedom from having to have sex.
Lily Tomlin
We have reason to believe that man first walked upright to free his hands for masturbation.
Lily Tomlin
Just remember, we're all in this alone.
Lily Tomlin
The road to success is always under construction
Lily Tomlin
Lady, I do not make up things. That is lies. Lies are not true. But the truth could be made up if yo know how. And that's the truth.
Lily Tomlin
Man invented language to satisfy his deep need to complain.
Lily Tomlin
When I was growing up I always wanted to be someone. Now I realize I should have been more specific.
Lily Tomlin
I said "Somebody should do something about that." Then I realized I am somebody.
Lily Tomlin
The trouble with being in the rat race is that even if you win, you're still a rat.
Lily Tomlin