Josh Stern Quotes

Love is the canvas covering the furniture that you've become a part of

Josh Stern

Women need a reason to have sex, while men just need an angle

Josh Stern

Some people are so positive, that when they slip in dog poop, they pirouette

Josh Stern

At this point in my life, beaming confidence is largely a matter of mind over bladder control

Josh Stern

Anyone can spin a victory, it's a total loss that demands creativity

Josh Stern