John Barrymore Quotes

My head is buried in the sands of tomorrow while my tail feathers are singed by the hot sun of today.

John Barrymore

Happiness sneaks in through a door you didn't know you left open.

John Barrymore

He neither drank smoked nor rode a bicycle. Living frugally saving his money he died early surrounded by greedy relatives. It was a great lesson to me.

John Barrymore

Dying is the last thing I will ever do.

John Barrymore

Die? I should say not, dear fellow. No Barrymore would allow such a conventional thing to happen to him.

John Barrymore

There is something about a closet that makes a skeleton terribly restless.

John Barrymore

Sex: the thing that takes up the least amount of time and causes the most amount of trouble.

John Barrymore