Joe R. Lansdale Quotes

Deep down I think I may be just like everyone else. And do you know what, Harry?""No sir.""That bothers me.

Joe R. Lansdale

It's one thing to wave at the Devil from afar, quite another to shake the bastard's hand.

Joe R. Lansdale

Run everything on a generator,” Haskel said. “Got to keep it a certain temperature for the stuff I carry. Not too cold. Not too hot. There’s shit in here, weather got wrong, it’d go off and blow our asses all the way to Mineola. Maybe out in the goddamned Gulf.”“I don’t like to travel that far unless I got plane tickets and a steward in my lap,” Leonard said.Haskel cut an eye toward Leonard. “You mean stewardess, don’t you?”“I don’t think so,” Leonard said, and let Haskel churn that one over.

Joe R. Lansdale

God is an idea, the devil is us.

Joe R. Lansdale

Marvin: – La necrofilia ce l’abbiamo sepolta dentro. Uno dei miei libri, Storia della tortura e della morte, parla delle atrocità che abbiamo commesso in nome della giustizia e della vendetta. Spesso erano peggiori dei crimini originali. L’uomo è un animale sanguinario.

Joe R. Lansdale