Jill Conner Browne Quotes

Hate people on an individual basis only - you must actually get to know someone at least slightly before you can properly hate him or her.

Jill Conner Browne

I believe that the ability to laugh at oneself is fundamental to the resiliency of the human spirit.

Jill Conner Browne

Rich old people are more attractive than poor old people, so by all means, try to get rich before age sets in. Otherwise, you'll just be playing catch-up for the rest of your life and that will just wear you out, let me tell you.

Jill Conner Browne

Pre-forty, you can wash your face with Tide and use Vaseline for moisturizer, toss on a little mascara and lip gloss, and you're a friggin' cover girl. Those of us on the slippery slope that is the Other Side of Forty can testify-- those days are so over. You pore over labels promising everything short of actual rebirth-- you will buy most of them for an average of $450 per quarter once-- and none of them will work. You will still be getting older and poorer with every passing purchase.

Jill Conner Browne