Jacob Braude Quotes

By the time a man can afford to lose a golf ball he can't hit that far.

Jacob Braude

speaker: I have only ten minutes and hardly know where to begin. voice in back: Begin at the ninth.

Jacob Braude

speaker: I have only ten minutes and hardly know where to begin. voice in back: Begin at the ninth.

Jacob Braude

Father reading report card: One thing in your favor - with these grades you couldn't possibly be cheating.

Jacob Braude

There's another advantage in being poor. The doctor will cure you faster.

Jacob Braude

The only time a woman really succeeds in changing a male is when he's a baby.

Jacob Braude

she: Before we got married you told me you were well-off. he: I was and I didn't know it.

Jacob Braude

Marriage is like a violin. After the beautiful music is over the strings are still attached.

Jacob Braude

Diets are for people who are thick and tired of it.

Jacob Braude

You know you're getting older when you don't care where your wife goes just so you don't have to go along.

Jacob Braude