Garth Ennis Quotes

I'm the perfect girl. You read about me in Maxim or whatever. I tell dirty jokes like I'm one of the guys, and I'm sitting there in my panties and bra so you can see I'm a piece of ass in the bargain. Except I'm real, so I come with all kinds of complications.
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I get down on my knees every mornin' an' give eternal thanks for the existence of girls in a otherwise pointless universe.
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Never plan an act of violence. Just let it happen natural.
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They're looking for guys like us, he says, young and hungry, not done yet. I say I'm not hungry, Rick, all I am is angry. He says that'll do just fine.
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No, I would not say that assault with a baseball bat constitutes "justice being done.
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Wait a minute, even I've hearda him. He died savin' the entire universe.Choked on cum...
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Christ, would you look at that shite? Supes an' religion, the two worst things on the planet.
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I don't think this one's business as usual. Me evil cunt sense is tinglin'.
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Larger than life character; a couple of hundred years ago he would have been a pirate. "When in evil company, try to blend in" - that was one of his.
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You're the only person who means anything to me in the whole world, you're all I've got...""Well then you've got nothin.
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The urge to fight, to maul, to murder: it is the greatest cancer that afflicts mankind. It obliterates the body of the victim, and the spirit of the the one who strikes the blow. I have seen it...
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I'm the one who steps from the shadows, all trenchcoat and cigarette and arrogance, ready to deal with the madness. Oh, I've got it all sewn up. I can save you. If it takes the last drop of your blood, I'll drive your demons away. I'll kick them in the bollocks and spit on them when they're down and then I'll be gone back into darkness, leaving only a nod and a wink and a wisecrack. I walk my path alone... who would walk with me?
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I hear you're a conspiracy nut. Well, this is the conspiracy, kid. It ain't ancient gods an' aliens an' coded shit on the dollar bill. It ain't even a secret, it's somthin' ordinary folks do for a livin' every day of the week. It's business.
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I'm sweetness an' motherfuckin' light. Filled from goddamn head to toe wit' love.
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Folks love fantasy. Beasts the shit outta reality and day of the week.
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When it comes to Vought, or any corporate outfit really, all that counts to them is profit. They send their kids on planes built by the lowest bidder. They travel on the fuckin, things themselves. Company jets or first class, they still go on 'em. Safety costs. Money's God.
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Rayner can't go into politics, she's got more shit on her than Elton John's cock!
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It's the time to run away an' hide under the bed, an' hope the world's still in one piece when you come out again.
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Well, I once recall an old master sergeant once telling me that NCOs look after the men so that officers can figure out how to get them killed. That's the difference between maintenance and command.
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After all, you can't really blame the Waffen S.S. for doing what comes naturally. But a funny thing happened on the way to the moral high ground.
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