Garon Whited Quotes

[politicians are] like toddlers arguing over who gets the candy, but with a better vocabulary and less whacking each other with toys.
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put my hand in front of her finger, thinking, 'She’s a magician; it might be loaded.
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[I] put my hand in front of her finger, thinking, 'She’s a magician; it might be loaded.
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...please don’t throw any more rocks at the barrier keeping the demonic hordes of the void from pouring over the world.
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What’s fair and what’s true often bear no resemblance to each other.
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...the whole 'know thyself' thing isn’t a journey to a fixed destination. Learning about myself changes me, forcing me to learn more. 'Know thyself' isn’t a goal; it’s a road.
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Fangs out? Check. Claws sharp? Check. Plan? Plan? What plan? I’m making this up as I go.
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I spent a lot of last night being moody and grim.I’m a vampire. We’re allowed to do that. It’s in all the brochures.
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Political problems ruin meals. Let it be known as Eric’s Law of Lunch henceforth.
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Sometimes I hate this place. I mean I really, truly, hate it. It offends my narrow-minded and provincial sensibilities regarding good universe design.
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It’s one thing to be an undead fiend of darkness, but it takes an immense amount of work to look cool while doing it.
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Political problems ruin meals. Let it be known as Eric’s Law of Lunch henceforth.
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I have lived in worlds beyond counting and countries as strange and wonderful as the dance of dust in sunbeams, because I have lived in books.
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Show a little faith in someone when they need it. It’s amazing how it comes back around to you.
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