Gail Carriger Quotes

I hate missing everything. That's why I want to marry well and be a grand lady. Then I can host all the parties, all the time, and see everything that is going on always. How can you stand not knowing?
Gail Carriger
I never gossip. I observe. And then relay my observations to practically everyone.
Gail Carriger
The monkeys, she explained, were considered reincarnated politicians, which made Rue laugh and the stick entirely understandable.
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Lady Maccon stopped suddenly. Her husband got four long strides ahead before he realized she had paused. She was starring thoughtfully up into the aether, twirling the deadly parasol about her head."I have just remembered something," Alexia said when he returned to her side."Oh, that explains everything. How foolish of me to think you could walk and remember at the same time.
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The important question is, what will your wear for a wedding dress, Alexia? You look horrible in white.
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That's a very murky position," objected Felix."So's the weather. But this is England, we must learn to live with uncertainty.
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Consider the necessary, analyze the consequences, clean up the mess.
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Chasing ghosts while pursued by daemons...
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He might have lost his mind, but never his fashion sense.
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Mortals trotted about in shoes and corsets made to limit movement, fashion for prey.
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She took a moment to lament her lack of parasol. Every time she left the house, she felt keenly the absence of her heretofore ubiquitous accessory.
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What do you want?" Sophronia was moved to exasperation."Me? Stockings and breeches to come back in fashion. I do miss seeing a man's calves.
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Gavin tried not to stare at the lobster. He decided not to inquire further. Whatever Jack's reasoning, best to accept that crustaceans were necessary to his view of the world.
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After four marriages, and four deaths, she had everything in life a woman might desire: titled position, swollen coffers, the freedom to travel, and a world that accepted her because it was afraid of her.
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Most girls recently out of finishing school are like soufflés: puffed up, not very substantial inside, and prone to collapsing at the slightest provocation.
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Sophronia and Dimity took a vacant love seat at the front, Sophronia dislodging a large, fluffy cat with a scrunched-up face. The cat gave her a disgusted look. Or seemed to; it was hard to tell with that face.
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Madame Lefoux accepted a cup of tea and sat on another little settee, next to the relocated calico cat. The cat clearly believed Madame Lefoux was there to provide chin scratches. Madame Lefoux provided.
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Cats were not, in her experience, an animal with much soul. Prosaic, practical little creatures as a general rule. It would suit her very well to be thought catlike.
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After every unladylike action, there must be an equal and opposite reaction. Consider the necessary, analyze the consequences, clean up the mess.
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Tonight I crash an airship. On purpose.
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His eyes are peculiar. There is nothing in them, like an eclair without the cream filling. It's wrong, lack of cream.
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Here, I stole it for you. Why don’t you tell me what it’s for.”“Aw, Sophronia, how thoughtful. You brought me a present!
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It had taken her a good deal of time before she believed that she was worth all that fierce affection he lavished upon her. To have it stolen away unjustly was that much more cruel.
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But we were talking about me and my problems."Sophronia looked Monique up and down gravely."I don't think we're going to solve those in the space of one carriage ride.
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I suppose that saves us from having to determine what to do with a butler who goes around killing people. It certainly reflects badly upon our domestic staff. Still, I shall miss him. There was a man who knew how to brew a good cup of tea.
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Lyall's face went deadpan as he relayed the details, as those who are tortured or raped will become when they retell the pattern of abuse
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It didn't feel sporting to shoot at a crazy person, even if that person was a vampire who'd agreed to the job.
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The vampire's eyes were open, and he was staring at her intently. It was as though he were trying to speak to her with simply the power of a glare.Alexia did not speak glare-ish.
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It is a valuable thing for an intelligencer to be forgotten.
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[She] lost her patience, a thing she was all too prone to misplacing.
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One could not blame a people for disliking vampires. Vampires were like brussels sprouts - not for everyone and impossible to improve upon with sauce.
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And vampires were perverted. Or so she hoped
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What if all those strange and unexplainable bends in history were the result of supernatural interference? At which point I asked myself, what's the weirdest most eccentric historical phenomenon of them all? Answer:the Great British Empire. Clearly, one tiny little island could only conquer half the known world with supernatural aid. Those absurd Victorian manners and ridiculous fashions were obviously dictated by vampires. And, without a doubt, the British army regimental system functions on werewolf pack dynamics.
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Alexia wondered what it said about her character that Ivy had genuinely believed she would intentionally go climbing about the side of a floating dirigible.
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Having delivered the expected daily miracle, Floote stood in his usual stance and warily watched the Templars work.
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We're a team like tea and milk, or cake and custard, or pork and apple.
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Ivy was particularly adept at being ignorant but could cause extensive havoc with the smallest scrap of information.
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For you, it's gossip. For me, it's action.
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Felicity was horrible and snide, but then Felicity had been a repulsive earwig ever since she first grew a vocabulary.
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The Earl of Woolsey was indeed completely nude. He did not seem particularly perturbed by this fact, but Miss Tarabotti felt the sudden need to close her eyes tight and think about asparagus or something equally mundane.
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He has been mad for you these many months, ever since you prodded him in the nether regions with a hedgehog.
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Great, Alexia thought, I have gone from soul sucker to electrical ground. The epithets just get sweeter and sweeter.
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Sophronia felt bound to object. "I, for one, should prefer not to shoot at someone I like.""Admirable scruples, Miss Temminnick. Get over them. For you will do it anyway.
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I like fish," chirruped Tunstell."Really, Mr. Tunstell? What is your preferred breed?""Well"--Tunstell hesitated--"you know, the um, ones that"--he made a swooping motion with both hands--"uh, swim.
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But I don't want to be a vampire drone.' Sophronia winced. 'They'll suck my blood and make me wear only the very latest fashions.
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...you have been fraternizing with warewolves overmuch! Military men can be terribly bad for one's verbal concatenation!
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Where were the scientific pamphlets that taught a woman how to listen to herself die?
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Trust is a lot to ask of someone.
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