Fakeer Ishavardas Quotes

Monkeying around with other apes, a monkey was made - called, HUMAN. God is great!
Fakeer Ishavardas
Whenever I wish to pay my respect to you, my middle finger says, it must first.
Fakeer Ishavardas
Please believe me. I've nothing against you personally. It's just that I laugh at all jokes.
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So, your god is the only god? Okay, but then, so is my dog.
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The sooner the jihadis go up to their imagined #heaven, the sooner our earth would be a heaven.
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I love you all - if you are not people!
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I love you as I do all - not at all.
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Any fool can start a religion. And many do.
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All is a forever.
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Were one to call your stupid ism good, well then, one would either be equally idiotic, or a fool, or no good.
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You still are? There go my plans! And the suit I had bought to attend your funeral. Well, well. Anyway, do call me up when you an't.
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I have great respect for you - once you are dead, and gone
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Of course I love you. For real. I will sure come and personally meet you myself. Just to make sure you're well. When is your funeral?
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The 'Big Bang' idea of pseudo armchair pundits, too is as much a theory as a human-like big buffoon, that your so-called 'holy' books call god.
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If anybody tells says you have to follow his or her #religion or you're going to hell, tell that silly ass to go to hell. Be well.
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Not God, but man-made gods kill, by self-will.
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Believing or not makes no difference to the Absolute of Things That Be. But it does to you. For you shall live and die accordingly. A wise person, or a fool. Choose.
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And here I am. God and I, ever One, and Alone.
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Don't, but if at all, then, lie to the whole damn world - never to your own damn, silly stupid self.
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Till the time Mother Nature takes away what she had bestowed upon us for free - this wonderful gift, of life. Value it, while you have it.
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