Dorothy Parker Quotes

London is satisfied, Paris is resigned, but New York is always hopeful. Always it believes that something good is about to come off, and it must hurry to meet it.

Dorothy Parker

She runs the gamut of emotions from A to B.

Dorothy Parker

I'd rather have a bottle in front of me than a frontal lobotomy.

Dorothy Parker

The best way to keep children at home is to make the home atmosphere pleasant, and let the air out of the tires.

Dorothy Parker