Dean Martin Quotes

You're not drunk if you can lie on the floor without holding on.

Dean Martin

I'd hate to be a teetotaler. Imagine getting up in the morning and knowing that's as good as you're going to feel all day.

Dean Martin

You are not drunk if you can lie on the floor without holding on.

Dean Martin

I would rather have a free bottle in front of me than a pre-frontal lobotomy

Dean Martin