Dark Jar Tin Zoo Quotes

Love is like encountering a forest and having to chop down every tree but one. Oh, and you have to chop down each tree by hugging it until it falls.

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Love is a banana. First you peel it, and then you roll on the condom.

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I unwrapped my love for her like one might unwrap leftovers. Gotta eat up the old stuff first, as a cannibal might say in a retirement home.

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I had a dream about you. We installed Dr. Robert Jarvik’s artificial heart in a mannequin and brought it to life, only to later kill it because a creature that’s all fake heart and no brain is what’s commonly called a “politician,” and must be destroyed.

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She asked if I loved another woman, so I answered honestly and said, “Dinner was great, but I could go for dessert.

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