Crystal Woods Quotes

I was hoping we could just listen to Jimmy Eat World and forget we ever grew up.
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I'd prefer to die in Texas when I'm old. They say most good things end the same way they started, and that's where I entered the world, so that's how I'll leave it. 
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I can be a stupid girl inside of a crazy woman at times over you. If I weren’t, you should be worried! We all do stupid shit. I might as well be a fool for someone worth it.
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If everyone could just live near the ocean, I think we'd all be happier. It's hard to be down about anything knee deep in the sand.
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I had a dream about you last night. Our vices had wings and our fears could breathe fire. There was nowhere to hide and we were trapped alive. So you reached for your sword and slashed my arm, waking me and saving my life.
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I imagine you dream of me on the nights I dream of you. I'm always so confused by the platonic way we enjoy each other’s company. We talk about so many things that I can't recall when I wake up. How did you get me pregnant last night? We never touch in my dreams.
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The moment my niece came into the world, I realized that logic can't make sense of someone who's so brand new to you.
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It's the person that calls you up because they're eating at ‘our favorite spot,’ and it made them think of you and miss being there with you. That's a friend, to me.
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Making the hard to decision to throw away a once favorite bra is like deleting an ex-friend that repeatedly let you down.
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Quite often you drive me mad, but more often I'm just mad about you. And that darling, that's the best love there is.
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Even when I'm sleeping, I go to places where you are.
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Butterflies. Everyday.
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If love is a form of substance abuse, I hope to die high.
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Love is the best drug, bar none.
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I'll share my life with you. But, not my doughnuts.
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Chemically, I'm as off as I can be. But you fix me.
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I had a dream about you. You were a stranger playing a gig in this pub where I was waitressing. I felt like I knew you or needed to, so I asked you to have a few drinks with me. Then my alarm went off. I sat up in bed to see you still sleeping. I’m glad I decided to wear a kilt that summer while I was in school.
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I'll only tell you what matters. And the truth is, everything matters. Nothing is an accident, really.
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Madeleine Albright says, “There is a special place in hell for women who don't help other women.” I wonder what happens to women who bully other women.
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You might never comprehend my madness. But it stands behind my undying love for you. You're the object of my everything. I’m sorry I’ve been stupid lately.
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I had a dream about you last night, for the millionth time! We did what we always do in my dreams. We talked, but we never made out. How come I still dream about you if we never freaking make out?
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Drink up my honey eyes,Kiss them shut every night,And be my 'one' all my life.
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A sunset is the sun’s fiery kiss to the night.
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Don't forget to breathe deep from your gut and attempt to see every day as the ultimate last one. Live in it like it's your last interactions, last experiences, your last time in the sun, and tomorrow comes.
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Just as the world spun us into existence, it will spin on long after we are gone.
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My spirit is free. My heart is taken.
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I wrote this about you, about our love, our story. And I feel so damn lucky that others in this world, strangers in other parts, can steal a piece of what we have and feel so lucky too.
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When nothing is at stake, everything's a waste.
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Just smile, breath, and give thanks (and there is always a reason to), because it beats the hell out of the alternative.
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I had this dream about you last night. We were still married. I was giving you a haircut, like I always did, being careful to trim around the scar on the back of your head. I’m sorry I sometimes forgot it and left you with a bald spot. And, I’m sorry we didn’t work out. But you look pretty happy on Instagram.
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I had this dream about you. We went hunting up in the mountains and I caught a unicorn. You told me now I know how it feels to be you.
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My sincerest gratitude to every ass hole, horrible boss, and worthless piece of shit I've ever met for giving me new and endless material to work with and a way to earn a living exposing you.
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Of all the heartache I will ever know, only some of it will be real. The rest, I will create.
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Unknowingly, he prepared me to survive the rest of my days with the way he shielded himself from emotional vulnerabilities that slowly destroy the rest of us.
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If there's something I'm not good at, it's usually because I just organically despise it. I can't help that. I'm fabulous at too many other things to waste my time faking it.
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Don't cry about it. Write about it.
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At the end of the day, we're all striving to be touched, somehow.
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(Divorce)We’ll remarry someday when we’ve grown, Like royalty who’ve earned the throne. An aisle made of gold, To have and to hold.My dress made of rags, A suit that’s so torn.All eyes are on me,But mine only on you. You give your hand,A king to his queen,But know this darling,Mulligans aren’t for the weak. By changing the rules,We’re changing the war,The wounds that we’ve known,Battle stains on the floor.But from this day on,The same as before, You are the apple,My eyes still adore.Worth more than one shot,Though we’ll face the worst a lot,Better days will come,If we stay and don’t run.And if a wave takes us out,I know we’ll figure it out. And if the current takes us in, I know we’ll do it all again.
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When you leave, I feel like I'm alone with your demons.
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I love you madly, forever.
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Realizing that many you once thought the world of are nothing but glorified assholes means you've grown up. 
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Everyday's a honeymoon. Cuz darling, I love you to the moon.
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It's hard to say which I like more, the perfectly happy days or the hours right after we've ended a good fight.
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I had a dream about you last night. We were in your old Civic. Nine Inch Nails was turned up on the stereo and I was taking pictures of you behind the wheel with my disposable camera. We went through the drive through at El Pollo Loco, placed an order for a hundred bucks worth of food, and then just drove off at the window. I miss being stupid with you.
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I had a dream about you last night. You were at my door. We had forgotten what we used to fight about. So, I let you in and we made coconut pancakes like it was the very first time.
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What you think, what you eat, and what you see today, shapes who you will be tomorrow.
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I guess I just grew up thinking that when we become adults, we get to do what we love. For work, for fun, forever. I don't know where I got that from. Seems silly now.
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I'll only tell you what matters. And, the truth is, everything matters.
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Some days are hard on us. Life gets serious and shit sucks. But you're my favorite distraction, attraction and human being. And, I can't wait to love you more tomorrow.
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The irony of the human heart is that it’s tormented both by the presence and absence of it’s own soul’s counterpart.
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You make me feel like I am everywhere when I am right here, completely still with you.
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My existence began the day you were created and was realized the day we met.
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He said he loved more than any other women he's ever loved and I had a black eye to prove it.
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I've had these demons for years, maybe for my whole life. Then you came along to provoke them, expose them, and eventually rid me of them, because I believe you're the only human that can.
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I'm not your blue-eyed Czech,I'm just a brown-eyed girl, A little mix of rock your world,And now you'll never be the same. You grabbed me by the hand,I grabbed you by the neck. I changed the game, and your convictions.So is it criminal to steal a heart or two?I keep them on the shelf, Like only hunters do. I like it hardI like you highI love your mouthWhen it's on mine.I wanna hear you make that sound, Cause it's the greatest thing around. Take it off now,Take from here.Watch your head spin When I come near,And you will lose every time,Cause I won't stop until your mine.And they say who the hell is she?They either love me or they hate me. But still they never look away,This vixen's gonna give you everything.
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I write because it's the only thing I love that always loves me back.
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Time flies, whether you’re wasting it or not.
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Be a lady? Forget it. Ladies don't last a day in the real word. No one's a lady anymore. Why do you think we get our claws polished?
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One thing I've learned about myself is that I can accomplish anything I want to. The caveat is that I have to want to do it. I've never been able to forge desire.
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I didn’t need to be a writer to know that I could. Did you have to become a penis to act like a dick?
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