Brian P. Cleary Quotes

It’s not technically gossip if you start your sentence with “I’m really concerned about __________________ ,” (fill in the name of the person you’re not gossiping about).

Brian P. Cleary

Whatever story you're telling, it will be more interesting if, at the end you add, "and then everything burst into flames.

Brian P. Cleary

There’s no such thing as free kittens.

Brian P. Cleary

Not only is love blind, it’s a little hard of hearing.

Brian P. Cleary