Bill Watterson Quotes

I have all these great genes, but they're recessive. That's the problem here.

Bill Watterson

There are few things less comforting than a tiger who's been up too late.

Bill Watterson

Cigars are all the rage, dad. You should smoke cigars!" - Calvin"Flatulence could be all the rage, but it would still be disgusting." - Calvin's mom

Bill Watterson

You know, maybe we don't need enemies.""Yeah, best friends aree about all I can take.

Bill Watterson