Wry Humor Quotes

Who wants flowers when you're dead? Nobody.

You get tired of always wondering anew why life has to take the place of youth.

Gary Lutz

It is perhaps beside the point to remark that bowling alleys and supermarkets have nursery facilities, while schools and colleges and scientific laboratories and government offices do not.

She feels a little sad. Is she sad? Helen considers an alternative: She is dehydrated.