Women Quotes - Page 4

The toughest thing about being a housewife is you have no place to stay home from.

Patricia C. Beudoin

The economic dependence of women is perhaps the greatest injustice that has been done to us and has worked the greatest injury to the race.

A woman is as old as she looks before breakfast.

Edgar Watson Howe

A woman's strength is the irresistible might of weakness.

Ralph Waldo Emerson

A woman the more careful she is about her face is commonly the more careless about her house.

Feminism is the most revolutionary idea there has ever been. Equality for women demands a change in the human psyche more profound than anything Marx dreamed of. It means valuing parenthood as much as we value banking.

From birth to 18 a girl needs good parents. From 18 to 35 she needs good looks. From 35 to 55 good personality. From 55 on she needs good cash. I'm saving my money.

I've got a woman's ability to stick to a job and get on with it when everyone else walks off and leaves it.

Margaret Thatcher

In the sex-war thoughtlessness is a weapon of the male vindictiveness of the female. Both are reciprocally generated but a woman's desire for revenge outlasts all other emotion. Yet when every unkind word about women has been said we have still to admit with Byron that they are nicer than men. They are more devoted more unselfish and more emotionally sincere. When the long fuse of cruelty deceit and revenge is set alight it is male thoughtlessness which has fired it.

No woman marries for money they are all clever enough before marrying a millionaire to fall in love with him first.

People call me a feminist whenever I express sentiments that differentiate me from a doormat or a prostitute.

The battle for women's rights has been largely won.

Margaret Thatcher

The great and almost only comfort about being a woman is that one can always pretend to be more stupid than one is and no one is surprised.

The great question which I have not been able to answer despite my 30 years of research into the feminine soul is "what does a woman want"?

Why did God make man before he made woman? Because he didn't want any advice on how to do it.

Anonymous

Boys don't make passes at female smart asses.

Letty Cottin Pogrebin

Can you imagine a world without men? No crime and lots of happy fat women.

What would we say if men changed the length of their trousers every year?

Lady Nancy Astor

Man - a creature made at the end of the week's work when God was tired.

Ginger Rogers did everything that Fred Astaire did. She just did it backwards and in high heels.

Men who drink herbal teas are seldom serial killers.

If the world were a logical place men would ride sidesaddle.

Outside every thin girl is a fat man trying to get in.

Anonymous

You know who must be very secure in their masculinity? Male ladybugs.

Jay Leno

I want to know why if men rule the world they don't stop wearing neckties.

There are more men than women in mental hospitals - which just goes to show who's driving who crazy.

All women become like their mothers. That is their tragedy. No man does. That's his.

A man should be taller older heavier uglier and hoarser than his wife.

Edgar Watson Howe

Men like cars women like clothes. Women only like cars because they take them to clothes.

Men don't get cellulite. God might just be a man.

Flirtation - attention without intention.

As the faculty of writing has chiefly been a masculine endowment the reproach of making the world miserable has always been thrown upon the women.

Though statisticians in our time have never kept the score man wants a great deal here below and Woman even more.

A good cigar is as great a comfort to a man as a good cry is to a woman.

Edward Bulwer-Lytton

Even the wisest men make fools of themselves about women and even the most foolish women are wise about men.

I love men not because they are men but because they are not women.

Christina

It women knew what we were thinking they'd never stop slapping us.

What's with you men? Would hair stop growing on your chest if you asked directions somewhere?

A woman is like a tea bag - only in hot water do you realize how strong she is.

Tell me about yourself - your struggles your dreams your telephone number.

Be pretty if you can be witty if you must be agreeable if it kills you.

For a single woman preparing for company means wiping the lipstick off the milk carton.

She has such a nice sense of rumor.

If you ever leave me I'll go with you.

The only time a woman really succeeds in changing a male is when he's a baby.

God has given you one face and you make yourselves another.

William Shakespeare

Behind every great man there is a surprised woman.

American women expect to find in their husbands a perfection that English women only hope to find in their butlers.

W Somerset Maugham

Behind every successful man you'll find a woman who has nothing to wear.

Men have a much better time of it than women. For one thing they marry later. For another thing they die earlier.

A man is a person who will pay two dollars for a one-dollar item he wants. A woman will pay one dollar for a two-dollar item she doesn't want.

A man's idee in a card game is war- crool devastatin' and pitiless. A lady's idee iv it is a combynation iv larceny embezzlement an' burglary.

Finley Peter Dunne

Women have one great advantage over men. It is commonly thought that if they marry they have done enough and need career no further. If a man marries on the other hand public opinion is all against him if he takes this view.

What is most beautiful in virile men is something feminine what is most beautiful in feminine women is something masculine.

In our civilization men are afraid that they will not be men enough and women are afraid that they might be considered only women.

A woman means by unselfishness chiefly taking trouble for others a man means not giving trouble to others. Thus each sex regards the other as basically selfish.

Failing to be there when a man wants her is a woman's greatest sin except to be there when he doesn't want her.

There is probably nothing like living together for blinding people to each other.

Ivy Compton-Burnett

I wish Adam had died with all his ribs in his body.

Dion Boucicault

If a man hears much that a woman says she is not beautiful.

Henry S. Haskins

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