Witty Quotes - Page 8

Networking isn't how many people you know, it's how many people know you.

To a farmer dirt is not a waste, it is wealth.

If the farmer is rich, then so is the nation.

A farmer is a magician who produces money from the mud.

Fail soon so that you can succeed sooner.

Today it is cheaper to start a business than tomorrow.

I've come to the point where I never feel the need to stop and evaluate whether or not I am happy. I'm just 'being', and without question, by default, it works.

A person is wise if he listens to millions of advice and doesn't implement any of it.

Michael Bassey Johnson

Once you’ve read too many trashy best-sellers, you begin to look for something with substance, something that attempts to define the universe.

There was a time when skepticism was an act of rebellion. Since to a degree I both believe in evolution and have faith, I can only conclude that, as prophesied, to have faith will someday be an act of rebellion.

Histories make men wise; poets, witty; the mathematics, subtle; natural philosophy, deep; moral, grave; logic and rhetoric, able to contend.

Intelligence is more important than strength, that is why earth is ruled by men and not by animals.

When you are angry try your best to go to sleep, it keeps you away from speaking, writing and thinking while you are angry.

If an apology is followed by an excuse or a reason, it means they are going to commit same mistake again they just apologized for.

Whenever I think of something but can't think of what it was I was thinking of, I can't stop thinking until I think I'm thinking of it again. I think I think too much.

The problem with a life spent reading is you know too much.

Everyone has a sense of humor. If you don't laugh at jokes, you probably laugh at opinions.

This is the fast lane, folks...and some of us like it here.

Hunter S. Thompson

I’d heard you were dead.”"I heard you wear a red lace corset,” I said matter-of-factly. “But I don’t believe every bit of nonsense that gets rumored about.

Patrick Rothfuss

Yes. Reyn is our resident horse master. He has an excellent seat."I grinned. "I've noticed."Reyn's face tightened and Nell flushed, looking embarrassed. "It's an equestrian term.""Really? I thought you were talking about his ass.

Ask me no questions, and I'll tell you no fibs.

Oliver Goldsmith

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