Witty Quotes - Page 2

If the farmer is rich, then so is the nation.

A farmer is a magician who produces money from the mud.

Fail soon so that you can succeed sooner.

Today it is cheaper to start a business than tomorrow.

A person is wise if he listens to millions of advice and doesn't implement any of it.

Michael Bassey Johnson

Intelligence is more important than strength, that is why earth is ruled by men and not by animals.

When you are angry try your best to go to sleep, it keeps you away from speaking, writing and thinking while you are angry.

If an apology is followed by an excuse or a reason, it means they are going to commit same mistake again they just apologized for.

Everyone has a sense of humor. If you don't laugh at jokes, you probably laugh at opinions.