Undead Quotes

Most people around here prefer undead drivers, so I never get a chance to make any money on steady contracts.

Being kidnapped and abused by the undead was worse than calculus, but not by a wide margin.

Thomm Quackenbush

Kate grasped her small handbag and pulled a small blue vial and threw it into the grinding mass. It shattered harmlessly, causing two creatures to pause with a look of confusion."What is that potion?" Simon asked.Kate stared as the two undead things began to shuffle forward again. She glanced into her purse. "Damn it! That was my perfume.