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If it’s going to be two against one, make sure you aren’t the one.

As a purely mathematical fact, people who sleep less live more.

Amy Chua

Accept that some days you’re the bug, and some days you’re going to be the windshield.

He swallowed. “Have you no modesty?” Never in his life had he encountered a female so quick to be naked. Of course, he’d never in his life encountered a female who should so utterly be naked at any chance.

There are all kinds of psychological disorders in the West that don't exist in Asia.

Amy Chua

‎"If you want that kind of thing, call Nick. His advice is shit, but he really likes to give it.

Kelley Armstrong

Sergeant Colon of the Ankh-Morpork City Guard was on duty. He was guarding the Brass Bridge, the main link between Ankh and Morpork. From theft.When it came to crime prevention, Sergeant Colon found it safest to think big.

Terry Pratchett

And I'll wash your other clothes. Shall I also order you a new set of leathers?""Don't-" Wrath shut his mouth. "Sure. That'd be great. And, ah, could you get me some boxers? Black? XXL?

J.R. Ward

I don't get why prom is like a mini-wedding these days...No one should spend that kind of money for a high school dance.

I can't help but laugh into my next sip of water. For the first time, mine doesn't seem so bad."I don't know why you're fucking laughing. You have a girl's name and no middle name.

You've got better boobs," I acknowledged. And just as we'd done each time we'd had this boobs-versus-legs conversation, we looked down at our chests. Ogled. Compared.

If they're not going to respect you, then they best damn well fear you.

What did Finnick Odair want?” he asks.I turn and put my lips close to Peeta's and drop my eyelids in imitation of Finnick. “He offered me sugar and wanted to know all my secrets,” I say in my best seductive voice.Peeta laughs. “Ugh. Not really.”“Really,” I say. “I'll tell you more when my skin stops crawling.

Suzanne Collins

It’s alright, Kitten,” Bones said. “He won’t shoot.”tTate lowered his gun, even as the sudden dizziness from blood-loss made me sway.tBones took my gun and casually handed it to Juan, who gapped at him in amazement. t“You called her Kitten? And she let you? She put me in a coma for three days when I called her that. My balls never recovered from her smashing them into my spine.”t“And well she should have,” Bones agreed. “She’s mine. Kitten, and no one else’s.

A conclusion is the place you get to when you’re tired of thinking.

Not really a party until someone brings the surprise zombies.

Sarah Rees Brennan

I didn't do it,' he insisted.'Then why did you run?' Sabrina asked.'And send rabbits to eat us! I'm a seven-year-old girl,' Daphne said. 'Do you know how important bunny rabbits are to me?

Michael Buckley

As far as he was concerned, there were only two good positions for a human. A female on her back. And a male facedown not breathing.

J.R. Ward

Some people make things happen. Some people watch things happen. And then there are those who wonder, 'What the hell just happened?

Bad artists always admire each others work.

Wroth, darling,” she purred, smiling so sweetly. “I can’t wait for the next time I get to put my mouth on you.” In an instant the smile faded and she snapped her teeth and yanked her head back as if she was chewing something free.

We have met the enemy and he is us.

You should go." "I can't." "Because you want to stare at the monster?" Alec's green eyes blaze, but with a wholly human fire now. "Or because you pity me?" I couldn't guess which possibility he loathes more. I fold my arms. "I can't leave because the door's locked. Believe me, I would've gone hours ago if I could have." "Oh. Of course." Then he looks so abashed--so boyish, and so handsome--that I almost want to laugh.

Eww," Jack said, and then giggled. "Yeah, and a Paris Hilton doll that had an optional brain."Aphrodite raised her brow at him. "Don't go all crazy. There are some things even Paris Hilton can't buy.

P.C. Cast

All of us are born with a set of instinctive fears - of falling, of the dark, of lobsters, of falling on lobsters in the dark, of speaking before a Rotary Club, and of the words "Some Assembly Required".

I don't care how impossible it seems.

She looked like a head-on collision between a fashion plate and a nightmare.

L.M. Montgomery

Boredom is not black licorice, Snicket," she said. "There's no reason to share it with me.

I like fish," chirruped Tunstell."Really, Mr. Tunstell? What is your preferred breed?""Well"--Tunstell hesitated--"you know, the um, ones that"--he made a swooping motion with both hands--"uh, swim.

Smiling always seems to annoy people more than actually insulting them. Or maybe I just have an annoying smile.

And now leave me in peace for a bit! I don't want to answer a string of questions while I am eating. I want to think!""Good Heavens!" said Pippin. "At breakfast?

I want you back here now. I want you next to me now. I cannot believe that my family, your brother, all our friends, and an entire police force can't keep tabs on one twenty-six year old graphic designer who thinks he's fuckin' B

I tried to explain as much as I could," Poppet says. "I think I made an analogy about cake.""Well, that must have worked," Widget says. "Who doesn't like a good cake analogy?

Erin Morgenstern

There was a point to this story, but it has temporarily escaped the chronicler's mind.

The thing I hate about an argument is that it always interrupts a discussion.

G.K. Chesterton

I was stark raving mad, and my family was too polite to mention it. That's what living with the Yamanis does to people. They get so well-mannered they won't mention you're crazy.

It's 4:58 on Friday afternoon. Do you know where your margarita is?

But the three siblings were not born yesterday. Violet was born more than fifteen years before this particular Wednesday, and Klaus was born approximately two years after that, and even Sunny who had just passed out of babyhood, was not born yesterday. Neither were you, unless of course I am wrong, in which case, welcome to the world, little baby, and congratulations on learning to read so early in life.

It was the living who ignored the strange and wonderful, because life was too full of the boring and mundane.

Terry Pratchett

The front door swung open, and Zsadist strode into the house. Wrath glared. "Nice of you to show up, Z. Busy tonight with the females?""How about you get off my dick?

J.R. Ward

I disliked numbers, and they didn't think much of me either.

I have a computer, a vibrator, and pizza delivery. Why should I leave the house? " - Tabitha

Sherrilyn Kenyon

Daddy, What's the horizontal tango?

He's given me enough homework to last ten years. I'm gonna die of nerdism.

Looking out of the window at the infinite sky, I prayed out, 'Dear Baby Jesus, I am sorry for my sin, even though I do not know what they are, which seems a bit unfair if it is going to be held against me. But that is your way. And I am not questioning your wisdomosity. In future, however, would it be possible for my life to be not so entirely crap? Thank you.

Louise Rennison

...personal torture instructor...I mean physical therapist.

Still trying to save the world?” “Always,” I said, “and in case you haven’t noticed, it’s working. The world is still here.

Nicole Williams

They're a little strange, but I'm pretty sure neither of them is going to try to make me uncomfortable by stripping naked.

Suzanne Collins

Was it fate? Was it destiny?""I think it was Alan Blunt.

Anthony Horowitz

Sh!t. F_ck sh!t.'....'Sh!t f_ck would have also been accepted.

If sex were food, Rhage would haven been morbidly obese.

J.R. Ward

Please put your penises away, gentlemen. Dinner is procured. By a woman.

I mingle with my peers or no one, and since I have no peers, I mingle with no one.

John Kennedy Toole

He soon acquired the forlorn look that one sees in vegetarians.

Gabriel García Márquez

I was cold, hungry, and in a hole in the ground. But at least I had my elven porn, damnit!

I doubt you’ve ever been forced to nonstop bang a woman hyped up on the undead voodoo version of Spanish fly, have you?”His chuckle was soft. “Can’t say that I have, Kitten.”“Yeah, well, consider me an original.”This time, when his lips brushed across my skin, it lasted more than a moment.“I always have.

It was like there was an elephant in the room. An elephant that expected us to have sex.

-Oh yes? Can you identify yourself?-Certainly. I'd know me anywhere.

Terry Pratchett

We're going to the Underworld," Izzy said. She bounced a little as she said it, her eyes bright and her tone implying that "the Underworld" was akin to "Candy Land.

Merlin's pants!

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