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You are a perfect woman, a magical blend of beauty, intelligence, and spirit. Without you, my life is nothing.

Digital Age Cozy: Cozy mystery can be more than knitting grannies, cats, and cookbooks!

Yeah, world peace would be all right, but what about a day off in a slab of ham the size of my head.

Life's funny. Sometimes it's your oyster, and sometimes you're it's bitch-slapped man-whore.

Within the mystery of death, love stands guard and waits, filling the moments that "are" with itself, so that the moments to come will never be empty, never devoid of someone so loved.

Trust is important to any relationship… and easier to come by if you get a picture of a guy's wife buck naked.

There aren't many things a man finds more appealing than loyalty. Unless it's a woman with really big knockers.

It ate a party till someone ends up naked.

An air of mystery closed around the details of his early life. I didn't pry. He had been through hell and had a right to his secrets.

Lust and love. They both put a fire in your damn shorts.

Celibacy sucks, no pun intended.

I'd rather be pissed off then pissed on.

It is far better to know the painful truth than to live with a kindly falsehood.

Sometimes stupid is crime enough.

Men have two outstanding features--their brains and their genitalia. Unfortunately, both rarely function simultaneously.

There are lots of fish in the sea. Some are sharks, some are angels, and some are bottom feeders.

Love makes the world go around, but so does a gallon of vodka and a box of Cuban cigars.

If men were necessary in the procreation process, they'd have gone the way of the dodo bird long ago.

I'd love to go out with you, but I'd hate to deprive some village of its idiot.

If at 1st you don't succeed, stretch out on your La-Z-Boy with a six-pack and a porn flick. Y' still won't succeed, but you sure as hell won't give a shift.

A person without regrets is called a corpse.

Sometimes it's nice to have a man around the house. But a dog will clean the dishes.

False hope is better than no hope at all.

All's well so long-as you don't get shot in the hind end with a twenty gauge.

I'm just an everyday kind of hero. If the everyday kind saves babies from burning buildings and looks hotter than hell in bunker gear.

A woman needs a man like a tuba needs a cucumber.

There are 2 kinds of people in the world. Those who enjoy a nice salami and those who have no souls.

A wedding is no way to begin a marriage.

When men age they're called sophisticated. When women age they ain't called at all.

If you don't scare the neighbors while copulating, I'm afraid you're doing something terribly wrong.

Apparently it takes, like, forty-seven muscles to frown. Flippin' the bird' s a hell of a lot easier.

Women have to be in the mood for sex. Men have to be breathing.

Love is like skydiving without a parachute.

Let us talk about oxymoron, common sense, for instance.

I’m an idiot for trying to avoid these feelings because they have caused me pain in the past.

The onslaught of scruples is a problem well attested in the spiritual life, especially among the young, where religious observances must be done perfectly to achieve a certain result.

Then, if you want, we can bring her back to New York and keep her safe. If she means that much to you, she means that much to me.” My head continued to move from side to side. “Who the fuck are you?” Nox leaned close, his cologne clouding my thoughts. “I’m Batman, princess. Next time you want to fly across the country, tell me. I won’t delay two hundred people’s plans, and we can just fly in the bat plane.

Of course I believe in hell. I have three brothers.

If Miss Elton spoke water instead of words, then there would have been a repetition of Noah’s flood.

Take it all, all of it!" Greg cried out. "These things here...I've been making them better, fixing them. It doesn't matter...they don't matter. I've been here before." He paused to try to collect himself. "It's my past, my present...these things--" He lifted a hand out to the objects around him. "These things are me." Now whispering, "Can't you see me?

Fuck you! Someone has tortured and killed one of your girls and you couldn’t give a damn? I thought you were supposed to protect them, to be their guardian. Isn’t that what pimps do?’ Garcia’s face flared red.

Ever since we’d found Wilson, his cousin’s calmness bothered me. I realized now I felt less unease with angry outbursts from grieving relatives, than I had with the slow, ticking time bomb of the quiet and collected.--Prepped for Kill, Marjorie Gardens Mystery Book 2

I didn't like the calm tone reminiscent of his composure at the library, nor was I comfortable with his blank expression. We had a crime scene without forensics, and a body without a medical examiner. If I didn't counter whatever fresh hell Edward was about to unleash, we’d also lose concrete evidence we had yet to procure.--Prepped for the Kill, Marjorie Gardens Mystery Book 2

This was the second murder with which I’d found myself associated. Unlike the death of my client in April, my estranged uncle and his gang had nothing to do with this. And as far as I was aware, Arthur Teague was not a thug with the Fernoza Family mafia.--Prepped for the Kill, Marjorie Gardens Mystery Book 2

The scraps of information she’d gathered knocked against each other, like balls in a pinball machine in one of the arcades on the front. Secrets drew her in every time – the unsaid.

Sir, no amount of money, no matter how vast, could induce me to stroll, perambulate, promenade, or engage in any form of locomotion with you whatsoever. Good evening.

Jennifer Donnelly

Maybe knowledge is power, but it ain't nearly as as satisfying as punching some smart ass in the chops.

Excuses are like butt holes everyone has 'em and they all stink.

If money don't buy happiness, what the hell does?

Matrimony and firefighting. They ain't for cowards.

What if there's no such thing as PMS, and this is just my personality?

You don't know many friends you have till you buy a big-ass house on the beach.

You guys gotta get a license to drive a Geo, but any doofus with a few good swimmers can be a father.

A friend is someone who will bike to the ice cream shop with you, even when you don't look so good.

Taxes for people with too much damned time on their hands.

Expect stupid. It's everywhere.

The trouble with insanity is it can flare up at the most inconvenient moments.

The luminescent flow of a sunbathed garden— illuminating the shifting colors of its inhabitants— echoed in my memory as I opened the antique bookstore door in the shaft of window light. The books, like the flowers of the garden, awaited me with the thrill of a new mystery.

Gina Marinello-Sweeney

That,” Adriana said, “is a puzzling mystery that must be solved.

Gina Marinello-Sweeney

People want one book to read about the topic and to learn everything, unfortunately I was the same guy, the same person. Who wanted the same, but most stuff and for the most clever and intelligent people is mystery.

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