Thank Quotes

There are no perfect people - except of course my wife's first husband.

Anonymous

Ladies and gentlemen you can't please everyone. Take my girlfriend - I think she's the most remarkable woman in the world. . . . That's me . . . But to my wife . . .

I love a finished speaker I really truly do. I don't mean one who's polished I just mean one who's through.

Anonymous

Remember if God had wanted this to be perfect he never would have had me up here.

Anonymous

It is always dullest before the yawn.

I noticed you weren't checking your watches - you've been shaking them.

Anonymous

I'd like to thank the committee that brought this event about. It was an equal endeavor. They did the food decorations and reservations and I did the traffic flow.

Better to be king for a night than a schmuck for a lifetime.

Here's to one of the most beautiful kind thoughtful people I have ever known . . . You are getting more like me every day.

Anonymous

Another fine mess you've got us in Stanley.

He who laughs last thinks slowest.

Let's face it some days you're the pigeon and some days you're the statue.

If there is anyone here whom I have not insulted I beg his pardon.

Johannes Brahms

Don't move! I want to forget you just the way you are.

I thank you for not snoring.

I forgot they were talking about me. They sound so wonderfully convincing.

I've always been well liked. I was so popular in school everybody hated me.

Anonymous

The audience was swell. They were so polite they covered their mouths when they yawned.

Bob Hope

I've been here so long . . . when I got here the Dead Sea wasn't even sick yet.

A closed mouth gathers no foot.

Anonymous

Some people speak from experience while others from experience don't speak.

Anonymous

It is almost impossible to find those who admire us entirely lacking in taste.

Admiration: Our polite recognition of another man's resemblance to ourselves.

A good storyteller is a person who has a good memory and hopes other people haven't.

Adam was the only man who when he said a good thing knew that nobody had said it before him.

The trouble with most of us is that we would rather be ruined by praise than saved by criticism.

Norman Vincent Peale

Don't worry if your "you" is small and your rewards are few: Remember that the mighty oak was once a nut like you.

Anonymous

A sense of humor is what makes you laugh at something that would make you mad if it happened to you.

Anonymous

If Noah found himself back on Earth you can bet all he would recognize would be the jokes.

Anonymous

A sense of humor is the ability to laugh at your own jokes when your friends tell them.

Patricia Jasper Clark

The trouble with eating Italian food is that five or six days later you're hungry again.

Nouvelle cuisine roughly translated means "I can't believe I spent ninety-six dollars and I'm still hungry."

I've had a wonderful evening . . . but this wasn't it.

A conclusion is the place where you got tired of thinking.

Martin H. Fischer

One thing I can guarantee you. You may not be a great deal wiser from my talk today but you will be a great deal older.

Melvin Helitzer

I want to thank everybody who made this day necessary.

I really don't deserve this but I have arthritis and I don't deserve that either.

I explained to him I had simple tastes and didn't want anything ostentatious no matter what it costs.

I feel a very unusual sensation - if it is not indigestion I think it must be gratitude.

Benjamin Disraeli

The time of persecution and problems is the time to thank and praise God

I thank God for schools that are serious about the gospel of Jesus Christ. They are vital to perpetuating our faith through your generation and beyond.

James C. Dobson

Know what you do, when you do it and how you do it...You will thank me later!

Learn to thank God for the things you want but cannot have. Matthew 6:25-34.

While we thank God for them and their efforts, we must also know that our generation of believers has the responsibility to take the gospel a bit further. To conquer some more territories and to expand the influence of the kingdom to a higher horizon

While we thank God for them and their efforts, we must also know that our generation of believers have the responsibility to take the gospel a bit further

As I'm smiling but fearing for the worse, he asks if I was in the Navy."NO. THIS IS JUST MY HALLOWEEN COSTUME.""WELL, I WAS... FOR NEARLY TWENTY YEARS."I don't know whether he wants me to apologize for impersonating a sailor, thank him for his service, or stop drooling as I melt into his eyes

So, yeah, my people figured that maybe there's something at the back of it all, a creator, a great spirit, and so we say thank you to it, because it's always good to say thank you. But we never built churches. We didn't need to. The land was the church. The land was the religion. The land was older and wiser than the people who walked on it.

Thank you Lord.Thank you Lord for the gift of life.Thank you Lord for divine protection. Thank you Lord for daily guidance.

Lailah Gifty Akita

When you feel thankful, you can be appreciative for a moment, then not at all the next. It seems the tank is full, then it becomes empty, and the cycle continues. If you don't feel the same gratitude for a moment, know that it's possible in the next moment that comes around.

J.R. Rim

A sincere attitude of gratitude is a beatitude for secured altitudes. Appreciate what you have been given and you will be promoted higher.

Israelmore Ayivor

A little "thank you" that you will say to someone for a "little favour" shown to you is a key to unlock the doors that hide unseen "greater favours". Learn to say "thank you" and why not?

Israelmore Ayivor

Smile, ask, listen, provide, thank" then "take time out to have fun & renew yourself" but "always dream up more questions". - Julia Woodman

For my success I am immensely grateful to God, my parents, my family, my friends, my teachers and to the books I read.

Thank God for His grace.

Lailah Gifty Akita

Never turn your back to those who have faced your problems on your behalf. Never shut your mouth on those who have opened their hearts to receive you!

Israelmore Ayivor

What is a whore?"Unsurprisingly, that hadn't been one of the words we had shared over the last span of days. For half a moment I considered lying, but there was no way I could manage it. "He says your mother is a person men pay money to have sex with."Tempi turned back to the mercenary and nodded graciously. "You are very kind. I thank you.

Patrick Rothfuss

I have no use for these other loves.Seal them shut in jarsand place them in the pantry. A reserve of love.Thank them for their love.They are so kind.Perhaps store them in the fridgeFor others to take.They say love is a panacea. I know it is not.Flakes of snow,no two are alike.When I am down on my knees, hopeless and angry,for the world no longer makes sense,I won't look in the pantry or fridge.It is your hand pressing on my shoulderthat makes me whole,makes me forget.What trouble? What world?

Father God, we thank you for your grace and your mercy, for allowing us to be together under your covenant and God we thank you for the revelations and for the breakthroughs; for your direction and for your healing. We thank you God for the opportunity to just be a vessel for your kingdom. God we trust you, we love you, we honor you, and all glory is yours. Amen

No matter how big or small the service is, Always express your Thanks to the person who served you.