Steak Quotes

I'll stop eating steak when you stop killing spiders." Absurdity: comparing cows to spiders. Arachnids are pure evil. They're like a cigarette manufacturer or a terrorist. They're organized religion on eight legs.

The myriad of flavors explode on my tongue, shimmy through my mouth, slap my taste buds and call them filthy bastards, and I love it.

There is only one right way to eat a steak - with greed in your heart and a smile on your face.

My favorite animal is steak.

The only time to eat diet food is while you're waiting for the steak to cook.

I never arrive unannounced without something big and juicy in hand.- Simon Hunt

I never arrive unannounced without something big and juicy in hand.- Simon Hunt