Smartass Quotes

...I guess I can put two and two together.""Sometimes the answer's four," I said, "and sometimes it's twenty-two...

Dashiell Hammett

Have you noticed we can breathe in here too?Gosh, I wouldn't have picked up on that.

Jehovah’s Witness? Don’t sweat it. I’m going to hell, already booked my ticket. Bright side? I’m pagan. Your hell is my heaven... if for no other reason than you won’t be there.

Idiots are of two kinds: those who try to be smart and those who think they are smart.

You'd be amazed to discover all the tangible things that can come out of dreams." "Like drool?

Catherine Lowell