Sheldon Cooper Quotes

For the record, I do have genitals; and they are functional and aesthetically pleasing.

My mother says I'm crazy, I'm not crazy, I just have a different way of looking at things.

I won't say that all senior citizens who can't master technology should be publicly flogged, but if we made an example of one or two, it might give the others incentive to try harder.

What exactly does that expression mean, 'friends with benefits'? Does he provide her with health insurance?