Shaving Quotes

I check every can of Barbasol I buy for dinosaur embryos. I haven't found any yet, as evidenced by the lack of T-Rex screams in my apartment.

Stately, plump Buck Mulligan came from the stairhead, bearing a bowl of lather on which a mirror and a razor lay crossed.

Does that mean that if we shave all the Ob'enn they'll be nice?

I've had so many bikini waxes, I cry every time I see a Popsicle stick.

I've had so many bikini waxes, I cry every time I see a Popsicle stick.