Satirical Humor Quotes

Any fool can start a religion. And many do.

Fakeer Ishavardas

Were one to call your stupid ism good, well then, one would either be equally idiotic, or a fool, or no good.

Fakeer Ishavardas

I have great respect for you - once you are dead, and gone

Fakeer Ishavardas

Tribal Chief 1: The will of the people is what is best. That is what democracy meansTribal Chief 2: But if the people don’t know what they are talking about, how can that be the best?

Leonard Wibberley

Casting a curious gaze down on planet Earth, extra-terrestrial beings could well be forgiven for assuming that we humans are programmed in every move we make, by a palm-sized, oblong, slab of glass. More perplexing than that, who on earth could convince them otherwise ?