Rumpy Pumpy Quotes

If you are aware of the kind of hunger, regrets and frustrations that follows rumpy pumpy, you would stir clear from hanky panky.

Michael Bassey Johnson

Anger is like sex urge, once gratified, the inner voice calls you a stinking fool.

Michael Bassey Johnson

If any woman opens her legs for you, don't feel so lucky to be fed with nonsense, she has been a bitch for a long time, and now its your own turn to get a share from her itching tunnel.

Michael Bassey Johnson

I have come to realize that my stupid gestures excites women alot, and if I'm really stupid, i will dare to take them to bed and excite them even more.

Michael Bassey Johnson

A man's love for a woman is not defined by his availability in bed, but by every ingredient he adds to improve the taste of the relationship.

Michael Bassey Johnson

If a woman's vagina was hell fire, then alot of sex maniacs would prefer to spend their eternity in hell.

Michael Bassey Johnson

Gone are the days when women were attracted by a man's hansomeness. Today, we are talking about cash, and your compromise to become a tiger in bed.

Michael Bassey Johnson