Relationship Advice For Men Quotes

Don't ask for a girl's hand in marriage and forget to ask for her leg too.

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If God had a wife He would be in just as much trouble as any man.

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Ask your wife for forgiveness, even when you’re right.

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If God had a wife, He would be in trouble too if He dodged His chores.

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A kiss a day keeps your wife's wrath away.

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Looking for a wife is like fishing; before you go, make sure you don't have a hole in your net.

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An intelligent man only argues with his wife when she has lost her voice.

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To patch up a relationship, understanding is the needle, and love is the thread.

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The fastest way to end an argument with your wife is to admit she’s right.

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If he's not a wreck without you, you married the wrong man.

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The distance between you and the door when you have had enough of your spouse is love.

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There are many fish in the sea, but never let a good one swim away.

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A wife who discomforts you with truth is better than a mistress who massages you with lies.

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An angry wife can be more frightening than an army of disgruntled soldiers.

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Don't downgrade your dreams to upgrade your relationships.

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Never set fire to a bridge while you are still crossing it.

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Diamonds are a girl's best friend until love introduces her to her soulmate.

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Time stops when you are in love, even as you age.

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Men like to borrow kisses because they know they will have to pay them back.

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A kiss is the only thing you can throw at someone without being held criminally responsible.

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The path to marital bliss is to begin each day with a kiss.

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If you want the most beautiful fish in the sea, make sure you have the most appealing bait.

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Love is a hook; the moment a man swallows it, a woman knows she has him forever.

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A kiss is the easiest thing to throw at someone because its weight is love.

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The only place you will find love before sacrifice is in the dictionary.

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Never fight for a girl; while pounding each other, someone is already making plans to whisk her away.

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If you choose money over love, you will always be poor.

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The best couples share the load, divide the grief, and add to the peace, thereby multiplying joy.

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They gave me a thousand reasons to leave you, but I found a thousand and one reasons to be with you.

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Love sets you free the moment it arrests you.

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If the final chapter of your life story is written by love, you are guaranteed a happy ending.

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Passion gives you what you want, lust gives you what you desire, but only love gives you what you need.

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If a man treats you like a princess, he deserves to be your king.

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If a woman tells you how terrible she looks, sincerely deny it, even if you agree.

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A thousand ways to please your wife boil down to two words: “Yes, dear.

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Be calm when your wife yells at you, calmer when she chastens you, but be terrified when she ignores you.

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Your wife is smarter than you; know this, and you will live happily ever after.

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When a woman wants your attention, she uses her smile. When she wants your wallet, she uses her charm. When she wants your heart, she uses her touch. When she wants your soul, she uses her kiss.

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Do the dishes, and you have her heart; do the dishes and the laundry, and you have her soul.

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The most expensive jewels are not found around our necks, but in our hearts.

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If you sweep a woman off of her feet, make sure your character is strong enough to keep her in the air.

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Love only knocks on your heart’s door when certain it has the right address.

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Passion stimulates you, love intoxicates you, marriage sobers you, and parenthood tries you.

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By the time you become an expert at marriage, it is too late to start a new one.

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Treat marriage like a diamond necklace; if broken, fix it, but do not throw it away.

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If you have her mind, you have her for a moment; if you have her heart, you have her for a while; if you have her soul, you have her for a lifetime.

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Falling in love with a woman’s body is lust, with a woman’s mind is sense, with a woman’s heart is virtue, and with a woman’s soul is wisdom.

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Love is fierce like a lion; once it has entered the heart, it is in vain to resist.

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When you are madly in love with someone, even when sanity tries to rescue you, you wrestle it.

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When a woman misses you, you have her mind; when she cares for you, you have her heart, when she loves you, you have her soul.

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When the storm comes it is your soulmate who pulls out the umbrella and shelters you until the rainbow comes.

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Falling in love is accidental, staying in love is intentional, and growing in love is delightful.

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True love is like diamonds; scarce, and priceless.

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Love conquers the body by embracing it,conquers the mind by massaging it,conquers the heart by kissing it,and conquers the soul by marrying it.

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Though love may be blind, it sees much;though it may be deaf, it hears much;though it may be mute, it says much;and though it may be lame, it does much.

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If you kiss her cheeks, she is your friend; if you kiss her lips, she is your lover; if you kiss her heart, she is your soul mate.

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The greatest warriors fight not for crowns and splendor, but for love.

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If your heart has been broken nine times, muster the courage to love again for the tenth.

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If you are too busy to love, you are too busy to live; if you are too busy to live, you are too busy to love.

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Lust promises you the world, and disappoints. Love promises you the universe, and delivers.

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