Relationship Advice For Men Quotes

Don't ask for a girl's hand in marriage and forget to ask for her leg too.

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There are many fish in the sea, but never let a good one swim away.

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Don't downgrade your dreams to upgrade your relationships.

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A kiss is the only thing you can throw at someone without being held criminally responsible.

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If you want the most beautiful fish in the sea, make sure you have the most appealing bait.

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If you choose money over love, you will always be poor.

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If the final chapter of your life story is written by love, you are guaranteed a happy ending.

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Be calm when your wife yells at you, calmer when she chastens you, but be terrified when she ignores you.

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Love conquers the body by embracing it,conquers the mind by massaging it,conquers the heart by kissing it,and conquers the soul by marrying it.

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If you kiss her cheeks, she is your friend; if you kiss her lips, she is your lover; if you kiss her heart, she is your soul mate.

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Lust promises you the world, and disappoints. Love promises you the universe, and delivers.

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A sword can only pierce the body, but love can pierce the soul.

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The world’s most lethal venom is not found on the tongues of serpents, but on the tongues of a disgruntled wife.

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The ocean has limits, but true love does not.

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GPS has saved countless relationships because us men do not like to ask for directions. Now if women could only come with relationship GPS we would be one step closer to world peace.