Real Time With Bill Maher Quotes

And, corny as it may sound, I do cherish the bond between me and the audience, the minority that follows my stuff and always makes me glad it's us against the world.

That's not water. That's socialism juice. We should bomb Lake Erie.

Every day in America is a day with a shooting.

The thing they're trying to stop is 30-million people getting health insurance. That's the substance.

I'm not a Christian, but I have read his book.

I don't want to say Monsanto is evil right off the bat, but why is Monsanto so evil?

Last week, I suggested the candidates take up mushrooms. I’ll be damned if Rick Perry didn’t take me up on that.