Random Quotes

He openned the door that he assumed was the garage only to find himself in the pantry.crap."Um . . . grabbing some Pop-Tarts for the road," Nick said, covering his mistake. Still, they both stared at him as if he'd escaped Arkham Asylum. Offering them a fake smile, he grabbed the pastries, crossed himself, and hoped he got the next door correct.Nope. Bathroom.With a pain-filled groan at his rampant stupidity, Nick pretended to use it before he tried again. At least there were only two more doors to go.Fifty-fifty chance.Thankfully, third time was the charm.

Sherrilyn Kenyon

lying in bed with Johnny Depp sussing out which males are what kind of pet from their clothes.

Diane Messidoro

If you fall, I'll be the there

Floor

Thomas was sick of being accused of knowing things.

The important question is, what will your wear for a wedding dress, Alexia? You look horrible in white.

Night descended on Roarhaven like a woolly blanket of blackness with holes in it that were the stars.

The Black Pit of Despair is temporarily closed for renovations. We apologize for any inconvenience.

David C. Holley

Without road maps fate just takes over to create random events.

I walked and walked, sometimes with an objective- a friend's house, a shop, the church or school- but mostly at random, to outrun oppression.

Jessica Anderson

A brick is a biographical film in which a young orphan brick from the wrong side of the track grows up to be one of the most important bricks in all brick kind, as it is now quite literally the cornerstone of one of America’s greatest ballparks.(Fenway)

She said my glasses made me look like a butch jock's locker room bitch.

In my illustrious career as a university student, I turned in over 100 papers so that one day, in the end, I got 1 paper in return.

J.R. Rim

A brick can be used to represent the zero probability of this book being any good.

I'm more than a few neurons shy of a synapse right now, and it feels absolutely fan-fucking-tastic.

Instead of putting flowers in books to flatten them you can use a brick.

Random search for data on ... off-chance is hardly scientific. A questionnaire on 'Intellectual Immoralities' was circulated by a well-known institution. 'Intellectual Immorality No. 4' read: 'Generalizing beyond one's data'. [Wilder Dwight] Bancroft asked whether it would not be more correct to word question no. 4 'Not generalizing beyond one's data.

Together a brick and a blanket create the perfect metaphor for life. Will you be a brick and make something of your life, or be a blanket and sleep your life away?

What we call chaos is just patterns we haven’t recognized. What we call random is just patterns we can't decipher.

Chuck Palahniuk

Luck is not as random as you think.Before that lottery ticket won the jackpot, someone had to buy it.

Inspiration is someone who gives you freedom to think out of his own ways. He doesn't want you to believe in his own ideas.

You only get one go at it... might as well Rock it.

Don't fucking quote me!

Roni Batti Kajou

Unicorns are not real, though we still dream about them! DREAM ON!

Lindsey Johnson

Sometimes, you have to go Insane, to Outsane, the Sane. You know what i'm Sanin?

Sometimes, you have to go Insane, to Outsane, the Sane. You know what i'm Sayin?

Cartoon Network

Is he crazy? No one has ever told me my doodles are good, not that I flash them around or anything. Gen likes them, but she also thinks vampire romances are literature and sings along to 'Islands in the Stream.' Her tastes are dubious. She's not a reliable source.

I just finished running, and I look and smell like nothing very pleasant. Why, oh, why did he have to bump into me now?

Disturbed to her very soul, Finley could only shake her head. "You ask too much."A crooked grin curved his mouth. "Too much? You strange and wonderful girl, that is the least I'll ask of you.

I love the fashion which is out of fashion.

Oh, girl! He's got a big one,” the fortune teller exclaimed, her dark eyes briefly flickering up to Violet's face before returning back to the cards spread out in front of her. She paused for a moment as she studied them, her pointer finger tapping against her jaw. Finally, she added, “Just like a summer sausage, and I'm not talking about the snack-sized ones. And it's attached to a body that could put Dwayne Johnson to shame. What women could resist a package like that? I'd say the future is definitely going to be bright... at least for you.

Random thoughts have the potential to create a chaotic reality.

Bricks are independent but can work well with other, tough to crack, fiercely loyal and put in the right spot will hold anything and everything that you’ve ever held dear with the greatest of ease.

What happened out there?”“I almost got quarking toasted by a dragon.”“A dragon,” he repeats, scandalized. “Are you mad? Or have you been skulking around the bars of Barbary XIII?

Random makes you smart, random music makes your smart. So keep in touch with random, because random is your friend!

Instead of stocks investors should invest in blankets, that way they’ll at least have something to keep them warm after they’ve lost all their money when the company goes under.

A company could use bricks to measure their growth rate. How many bricks have angry investors thrown at you lately? If the answer is none, then your growth rate is probably pretty good… for the moment.

When Johnny Depp saw it, he was so excited he fluffed up to twice his normal size.

Diane Messidoro

It’s the butterflies in our bellies, and the lightening in our eyes that tells me this all makes so much fucking sense.

LeAnne Mechelle

Thank you so much for the rude know-it-all attitude while also having to look at your ridiculously colored hair and obnoxious facial and chest piercings. I am very fortunate to have just been schooled by someone who looks like they graduated from Care Bear Carnage University.

Heather Chapple

I am not being overly harsh. Overtly hostile, yes, but exactly the right amount of harsh.

Jennifer Harrison

I love having to attend the one class that is being taught by a professor who feels that their class is the only class being taught at the University and gives nothing but busy work.

Heather Chapple

I knew I was in deep shit. I didn’t know how deep—just that I still hadn’t touched bottom.

Don't bruise the Foo!

Christopher Moore

Look up, always. Look back, never.

Every morning the first thing I do is serve my husband a bowl full of praises. More then his stomach I try to keep his ego full.

People in hell want snowcones.

Woah, their gorgeous not so fast I haven't even catched your name or your number" - Jaxson Evans

I like people who can keep the conversation going no matter how random the topic gets.

In between bites of banana, Mr. Remora would tell stories, and the children would write the stories down in notebooks, and every so often there would be a test. The stories were very short, and there were a whole lot of them on every conceivable subject. "One day I went to the store to purchase a carton of milk," Mr. Remora would say, chewing on a banana. "When I got home, I poured the milk into a glass and drank it. Then I watched television. The end." Or: "One afternoon a man named Edward got into a green truck and drove to a farm. The farm had geese and cows. The end." Mr. Ramora would tell story after story, and eat banana after banana, and it would get more and more difficult for Violet to pay attention.

If we are merely a chance product of ‘random happenstance’ and nothing more, doesn’t it strike you as a bit odd that we have the ability to contemplate the question of ‘random happenstance’ with such methodical complexity?

Craig D. Lounsbrough

It’s always fifty-fifty, Pete. Like tossing a coin. Either I’m wrong, or I’m right, either you bring us back, or you don’t, either Deputy Chiefs are what they say they are, or they’re not. Always fifty-fifty. One thing or the other is always true.

Lee Child

It is important to distinguish 'pure chance' from 'chance' or 'accident.' Things may happen by chance or accident in a purely deterministic universe...Now there is perhaps a sense of 'could not have done otherwise' in which whether or not a person could or could not have done otherwise depends on whether or not the universe is deterministic.

We are surrounded by the absurd excess of the universe. By meaningless bulk, vastness without size, power without consequence. The stubborn iteration that is present without being felt. Nothing the spirit can marry. Merely phenomenon and its physics. An endless, endless of going on. No habitat where the brain can recognize itself. No pertinence for the heart. Helpless duplication.

The Bible talks about building houses on sand and rock, but says nothing about a brick house built on a blanket.

Fries Before Guys

Chance" is just a word expressing ignorance

Richard Dawkins

It's easy to make women happier and busier. How? Buy her a talking mirror beside bitching it has to be programmed to say, "You are looking very beautiful and slimmer," at precisely every hour.

Her memories were beads jumbled loose in a box, unstrung.

In order to do the unthinkable, do not think about it.

J.R. Rim

For now. But if I ever decide you're useless, you are a dead man."To be killed by you is to be desired more than a life excluded from your service."Bravo." Her Imperial Viciousness laughed with genuine feeling. "Bra-vo!

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