Psychiatry Humor Quotes

I can't answer you in a nutshell. We wouldn't fit unless we saw the same shrink.

They called me mad, and I called them mad, and damn them, they outvoted me.

We don’t yet have a body of scientific knowledge about evil to be called a facet of psychology. Therefore, religious reasoning for actions will always be at the discretion of the psychologist, thus making them the judge and jury over what is delusion and what is a spiritual experience that has to be sedated.

Shannon L. Alder

I had sent her to four consecutive psychiatrists, and not one of them had gotten me sober.

Alcoholics Anonymous