Pick Up Lines Quotes

Did you read the part that says, 'Your hair is like a flock of goats'? How romantic is that? Or that other line, 'Your neck is like the tower of David.' Oh, now, that sounds real attractive! If some guy tried those lines on me, I'm sure I'd fall instantly in love with him.

Robin Jones Gunn

What’s your poison or should I just waste my money by guessing something you probably won’t even drink? I’d much rather get you something you like.

I'm over the hill for come-on lines. On a quiet day, I can hear my liver rotting. For exercise, I fall down. ~ Clete

James Lee Burke

Um, she'll take your number if you're single

Okay, listen, I don't know what dumb lines you are used to giving girls so they fall all over you but I just want you to know that I wasn't born yesterday so I am gonna go now and leave you to whatever dumb idiot girl is gonna buy that line.

The blinking of eyes is an involuntary reflex action, provided they eyes are not watching your beauty.

If I have only one coin left in the world, I will buy a rose to propose to you.

Children have always liked the princess story, but they never knew what was her name. I think the princess was, is and will always be you.

If sleep wasn't necessary, I would have used those 8 hours just to gaze at you.

The moon is too old, the flower is too old;even the sunset is not enough. The only relevant metaphor for you is your mirror image.

Men are from Mars and Women are from Venus. Where are Angels like you are from?

I am a mathematician and I can confidently say that the best figure ever produced is your phone number.

In material things, there are seven wonders; in human beings there is only one wonder - and that's you.

If sleep wasn't necessary, I would have used those 8 hours to gaze at you.

If beauty had religious and spiritual importance, there would have been your temples all around the world.

I thought of writing a summary about you, but when I finished it was a book.

With you as an inspiration, a painter will create his best painting, a writer will write his best literature and a poet will create his best poetry.

The darkest hour of my day is the one in which I don't get to see you.

Every time I see you, I have to admit that rest of us are more uglier than I thought.

I think poverty is not the worst thing in the world, blindness is, because blind people cannot see your beauty.

The air is full of flying kisses sent by the people who are watching you.

I am sure that God has given all his time in making you, the remaining human race has been created in haste.

There is no cosmetic to gain a beauty like yours.

I always have many roads to travel, but I take the one which leads to you.

I have a question for you. "If your shadow is the second most beautiful thing in the world, which is the first?".

I think of you only twice a day - when I am alone and when I am with someone else.