Philosophical Humor Quotes

Be not afraid life with all its despair, pain and unhappiness is just a crucible wherein your brighter dreams are conceived, shaped and born

rassool jibraeel snyman

Of course I love you. For real. I will sure come and personally meet you myself. Just to make sure you're well. When is your funeral?

Fakeer Ishavardas

... the vintage of history is forever repeating ~ same old vines, same old wines!

E.A. Bucchianeri

Silence does not always imply consent. Sometimes it simply means that the silent one has opted out of a discussion with idiots.

Lex Allen

I do not want to sound cynical or condescending, but your lips are moving, your mind unbending.

Fakeer Ishavardas

Remember, you are as dispensable as the most indispensable king of kings, the mighty lord of silly worldly men.

Fakeer Ishavardas

Don't worry. Life goes on. With or without you. So, live it, while it's given you.

Fakeer Ishavardas

Do not believe in a god who is as silly, and meaner than you. For, that would surely be your higher-self, and your stupid alter-ego.

Fakeer Ishavardas

Were I but perfectly normal, I would just not be.

Fakeer Ishavardas

Just like you silly bums, I have a personal sky god. I bow to him, as you do to your airy-fairy sod. He prefers I call him Mr. NOT.

Fakeer Ishavardas

To be, or not to be: what a question!

E.A. Bucchianeri