Pets Quotes

It is natural for our unamiable sex to dislike the creatures, for you ladies lavish so many caresses upon them.

The best cure for a stick up your butt is a dog to play fetch with.

Our Master puts the desire to procreate in us to be sure that we are fruitful and multiply. He knows how important animals are to the planet because most animals He allows to reproduce in great number. He put every one of us on the ark for a reason. Do you think it’s a mistake that dogs and cats have litters of 8, 9, 10 or more and people typically only have one or maybe two? It’s no mistake. It’s because God intends that there is more than enough four-legged love to go around.

You can't be sad when Daisy is around, she won't let you.