Percentages Quotes

You're funny.' Phoebe passed me the last chocolate cupcake. 'And I always thought your friends were laughing over their own farts.''Ninety percent of Eastwood's male population laughs over their own farts. Present company excluded, naturally.

Robyn Schneider

God is the only one that won't disappoint you. Everyone else is percentages of your peace.

Shannon L. Alder