Pat Shand Quotes

It's morning now, and I miss the soft rasp of her voice already. Ugh. I'm in trouble, aren't I?

Pat Shand

Please don't talk to me like I'm crazy. I've been accused of personality disorders enough this week, thanks. You know I've slept with girls before and didn't get attached.

Pat Shand

Wait, seriously, what's a piss pot?

Pat Shand

Why . . . would a penguin be in a piss pot?

Pat Shand

Enjoy your cinnafucks!

Pat Shand

Well, this has been some shit.

Pat Shand

Tell me you'll never lie to me again, and I'll go with you.

Pat Shand

Hear folks talkin' about how some of us got the weight of the world on our shoulders? Fuck, maybe we do, but I'll hold onto it. At least it's somethin', you know?

Pat Shand

It's a new world, sweetie. We build our own destinies.

Pat Shand