Parenting Humor Quotes

From the moment I was first pregnant, and those around me insisted that treats such as cold cuts and nail polish could cut my unborn child's potential IQ in half, I got into the habit of NOT seeking out the little things that brought me joy. Like soft cheese. And getting too close to a Starbucks.Then my son came, and I was too busy crying while searching for his User Manual to consider a manicure or massage.I lasted about a week as a new mom before reaching out to others in my situation online. As exhausted, cranky, and confused as I was, I needed friends. It didn't take long for this gaggle of desperate, sleepless women to meet up in person...

A child s a special possession from God.

Lailah Gifty Akita

Education is the best gift my parent gave me.

Lailah Gifty Akita

Parenting fucked you up.

Abigail Barnette

I never thought the brightest smile would come from a mouth without teeth.

I would be the first to admit that my maternal instincts are not well developed--though in defense I must add that the raising of Ramses would have discouraged any woman.

Elizabeth Peters

Take care of the elderly people.

Lailah Gifty Akita

May my family, household and I be a devout God-fearing men and women.

Lailah Gifty Akita