Offensive Quotes

A truly great library contains something in it to offend everyone.

Jo Godwin

If a couple of gay guys want to throw the gayest, most fabulous wedding of all time, the only way it should offend you is if you weren’t invited.

Orlando Winters

It is impossible to be truly artistic without the risk of offending someone somewhere.

Wayne Gerard Trotman

It's not cold in here, you're just dying.

Sarah Silverman

Trying to be offensive for the sole purpose of being offensive should always deem one the least offensive of offenders.

Well, I’m heading home,” Ibaraki announced as they were leaving the restaurant.“Oh, yeah? About time,” Yuichi commented.Ibaraki: “Man, you’re so cold. Aren’t you picking up my love beams?”“Sorry, Yu, but I’m not into BL! I hope you’ll consider a pure and true hetero relationship!” Mutsuko said cheerfully.Yuichi took a conspicuous step back.Ibaraki: "Huh? Hey, don’t take that seriously!

Tsuyoshi Fujitaka

Comedy to me has always seemed a social tightrope for the comedian. For all axioms intellectually sound the general public would prefer to be amused, but in those emotionally sound, it then chooses to get offended.

Perhaps I am an insensitive rich woman. That doesn't change the fact that you can be downright mean and offensive, Kaladin Stormblessed.

Brandon Sanderson

Majority of people prefer a good name to a bad name, but to me, anyone can call me anything, as long as it is not written on my face.

Michael Bassey Johnson

Mr Rycroft said nothing. It was so difficult not to say the wrong thing to Captain Wyatt that it was usually safer not to reply at all.

Agatha Christie

Whatever thing a man gets quickly enraged about is his idol, and whatever thing he makes his idol becomes his religion.

Never start a sentence with the words 'No offense.

Simply minding one's own business is more offensive than being intrusive. Without ever saying a word one can make a person feel less-than.

I'm not offended until you think I'm offended.

This is almost always the case: A piece of art receives its f(r)ame when found offensive.

I suspect that 'Kindness and Cruelty' and 'Mercy and Justice' all have secret affairs, as though they rendezvous only within certain sophisticated souls: those who hate being offensive, but love telling the truth.

Controversy is a last resort for the talentless.

To know if someone can speak offensively or politely, don’t give him poem to recite; don’t give him a song to sing. Just engage him in an argument and you will know it for yourself who he is.

Israelmore Ayivor

Every exceptional bias against Christianity I find to be evidence for its validity.

The Christian God seemed the most offensive to people precisely because he was the most godlike. He was too perfect even to be coaxed by human efforts, and therefore sent his son to do the job.

Let me assure you that my intent is not to offend or merely be provocative. I'm simply worried.

Anger gets you into trouble, ego keeps you in trouble.