Nonsensical Quotes

Lady, you have the wrong number. Our cat isn't even in the hospital. He doesn't want pajamas.

No. I can’t have sex with you today because there aren’t enough spoons.

Your realm is an insane place. In Volaria, no-one goes hungry, slaves are no use when they starve. Those freeborn too lazy or lacking in intelligence to turn sufficient profit to feed themselves are made slaves so they can generate wealth for those deserving of freedom, and be fed in return. Here, your people are chained by their freedom, free to starve and beg from the rich. It's disgusting.